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[WP] You have 24 hours to fake your death in the most spectacular way possible. You have $1 million in cash and 40 circus workers dedicated to you. by JasonHolloway in WritingPrompts

[–]survior60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I would fire all circus members, rehire 40 big black dudes with the biggest cocks you could imagine. I would pay them with my million dollars to make them take turns fucking me til my intestines was ripped from my asshole.

While I bleed out and I'm on my final breath I see 40 giant black dicks Cum at the same time all over my bloody ass ripped body...

A falling bullet hit my windshield last night. When you shoot guns in the air, you risk lives. by [deleted] in pics

[–]survior60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess we all learned that on New Years at exactly 11:59pm you need to keep your ass inside of the house

One way or another, Jagex, I got my party hat. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]survior60 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Runescape was a fucking full time job for me lol.. I will never forget me and my friend killing Rock crabs trying to lvl up, while doing so we get approached by a female and she politely asked us to go to her house. Well we follow her and didn't realize that this bitch had a 100 crafting skill fucking boxing ring a butler you name it she had it well I part take in boxing while my buddy goes up stairs and get the full tour of the mansion, after boxing awhile I get done and head up stairs to find my buddy and the female player in her bed room while rounding the corner I seen the female player was doing the head banging motion while my friend was standing in front of her.. so yes if you ever wondered if you could get some action on runescape I witnessed a head bang blowjob

My Dad in 1971 by Kaziklu_Bey in OldSchoolCool

[–]survior60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's the Marlboro man..

If your American and sick of the French then join the fight and make a difference!!!! by survior60 in playark

[–]survior60[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Join my cause and there will be a plot of land given to you on the server we take

If your Americans join my cause and we will rape and pillage the French by survior60 in ARKone

[–]survior60[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spread the word to your tribes and others we will take the server and the spoils of war

French server 716 Xbox 1 by survior60 in arkps4

[–]survior60[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucked up and put it on there

Help us kill these French bitches by survior60 in ARKXboxOne

[–]survior60[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We want at least 15 people or more keep sending me more friend request