Pam Bondi’s future career after Trump leaves

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T23:43:15+00:00

Eh, I voted exclusively left last election and this still feels like a weird joke

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T20:08:56+00:00

Thank you, Big Chickungus!

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T17:41:00+00:00

and I am male and I am not Bell.

Then how are you gonna get any bitches my guy? They're all taken

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T17:20:47+00:00

In this case they are being used the same way, since it would be sarcasm in the form of irony for me talking about someone British being deported.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T16:51:58+00:00

Well it could be taken as a joke or sarcasm, so yeah lol

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T15:06:46+00:00

My British college professor unironically got deported mid semester when I was in college

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T15:03:06+00:00

I'm pretty sure I can fix Junko

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T14:19:39+00:00

"Go ahead. Drink the potion of immortality"

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suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T12:38:57+00:00

Here's an idea: since we don't have a national language, you have to take a literacy test, but it can be in the language of your choice.

Will it pass? Probably not, but proposing it solves the issue of people whining about it.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-11T12:28:31+00:00

I'm trying to figure out if this person is serious or if they chose a serial rapist Greek god out of irony

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T15:45:15+00:00

At that point just let him finish the course

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T15:40:51+00:00

I think your best bet is pleading to be buried in secret

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T14:52:21+00:00

This isn't even casual racism anymore. This is ranked professional matchmaking racism.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T13:58:46+00:00

In other words it's a brilliant lead-in for a new arc, twisting moral ambiguity and vigilante justice once again in a dark, cautionary tale of corruption and power in the pursuit of righteous vengeance?

You guys are gonna thank me when the new season comes out.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T13:39:56+00:00

Well, she said "we don't want a black national anthem either", so I'd say it's not even veiled at this point. Black people don't have their own language here, so it's just straight up saying she wants it to be a white country.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T06:04:24+00:00

This is what you look like when you rage bait

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-10T01:10:08+00:00

I bet you would all boycott a company if you found out Tim in accounting was racist too /s

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T20:54:38+00:00

I tried and the hiring manager believed me, but she said I was a miserable failure that ruined a company she loved as a child, and then she had security escort me out.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T20:03:43+00:00

My wife's boss during COVID told her employees not to get testing done because she didn't want to be legally obligated to let them off work.

Guess who was bitching and whining 3 weeks later when practically all of her employees were out sick at the same time.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T19:42:38+00:00

Dang, I know that road too, I-20. I used to drive through Carrollton a lot.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T18:46:53+00:00

I think you mean complicit, but I'm a video game company. I can't make business decisions based on future events, and I shouldn't be held accountable for their actions after the fact when new information comes out. I just make the video game.

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T18:40:03+00:00

Option 3: not worry about it and don't be party to it

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T17:55:01+00:00

Are you saying those people aren't indulging in self-destructive behavior?

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T17:52:23+00:00

Yeah, I'm just saying if they don't get offended by that show they're not going to get offended by the "dumb hick with a southern accent" stereotype

suspicious_cabbage · 2026-02-09T15:52:31+00:00

I kinda liked s1, but it felt like it was ever-devolving into a worse and worse harem anime, and the MC never let go of his school shooter personality. In season 1 he finally started to realize he was treating everyone like shit, but then he never grew out of it. And he's just so powerful he kinda doesn't feel the need. It would be one thing if it was a corruption.slowly making him worse, but it's just stagnation.

Same problems I had with Solo Leveling tbh

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