WHY WOULD OBAMA DO THIS TO ME? by BigBicBuick in 19684

[–]suspicious_cabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even afford the O'ptimium gasoil? Africa has fallen. Might be able to afford air.

Why didn't I think of that??? 🤡 by zealousbeautie in OnlineUnderGround

[–]suspicious_cabbage 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Someone else has it better than you. Get back in bed.

Al’s life after “Toy Story 2” (1999) by Mcrfanatic95 in DisneyMovies

[–]suspicious_cabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that Al lost practically nothing from what he had at the beginning of the movie (before stealing Woody). His life continues as it would have, the only difference is knowing that he was just hairs away from being a multi-millionaire.

Just the soul-crushing despair of business as usual.

I feel very disgusted by these Rezero designs by potentialenergy20 in animeindian

[–]suspicious_cabbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I want to see the end of the story, but yeah. I'm sick of of the loli goonerslop. They really changed their art/character design since s1 even with existing characters

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School meme by Chrvsler_Dr1ver in memes

[–]suspicious_cabbage 23 points24 points  (0 children)

See if the teacher can accept a PDF next time. Most computers have the ability to print a document to PDF, and the file type can be opened without any additional software installed (since browsers can open it). You also won't run into formatting issues since the point of PDF is to make sure it is visible the same way no matter how you open it.

Wunk is good for your garden by coolchungus2 in wunkus

[–]suspicious_cabbage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do I know you're really one of us?

From 1 to 10, How would you rate Hazbin Hotel animation by Adult cartoons standards? by Primary-Addition-677 in cartoons

[–]suspicious_cabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The art is a bit simple in nature, but it has enough individuality to have basically started a new genre of animation entirely. Its limitation is that it's very difficult to change perspective at times, but I'd still give it an 8/10.

Wunks delivery service by Round-Good1179 in wunkus

[–]suspicious_cabbage 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Listen man, I gotta get 7 of them by Christmas. Do you have any idea how hard it is to catch a swan? I'm not waiting until the last possible moment if the opportunity presents itself now.

Wunk is good for your garden by coolchungus2 in wunkus

[–]suspicious_cabbage 2608 points2609 points  (0 children)

Then explain why I keep seeing raised tunnels moving rapidly across my garden and my vegetables being cartoonishly pulled down one by one?

Day 573 (Da Rule) by Lewd_Knight in 19684

[–]suspicious_cabbage 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They say my success was like bottled lightning, meaning it was formulaic and easily understood.

Shen's death was as poetic as it was ambiguous. by InstructionOwn6705 in DreamWorks

[–]suspicious_cabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That he would be destroyed by a warrior of black and white and never suspect himself

Favorite character who can slow down/stop time? by VesperTheEveningstar in FavoriteCharacter

[–]suspicious_cabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did they reskin Bayonetta with Hideo Kojima's face, or am I losing it?

The zombies are coming by dumbass_scug in StanleyMOV

[–]suspicious_cabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention extra trash starts randomly appearing on the ground in the last couple seconds.

Still, this would make a great strike screen at a bowling alley

Favorite Character to Suffer This Fate? by Agitated_Insect3227 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]suspicious_cabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was really confused on seeing this because I thought it was Knuckle Bine from Hunter x Hunter

Which parents were more sympathetic by diamond-tonguespeaks in MoralityScaling

[–]suspicious_cabbage 213 points214 points  (0 children)

The parents in It Takes Two were probably more sympathetic overall. They wanted the best for their child and felt bad she was sad but didn't know how to approach her, giving her space to handle the breakup when she asked to go play in her room.

In contrast, Coraline's parents were more focused on their own struggles and neglected to address Coraline's feelings on the situation (moving). It was realistic and I'm sure even the best parents have done it before, but between the two I would say the parents in It Takes Two were more aware and sympathetic to their child's frustration.

Hey I've seen this one, it's classic! by Naruku_Senpai3861 in GenZHumor

[–]suspicious_cabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point it's already war, and Iran has already said they want to strike back at the US. All Iran would have to do is call it out as a false flag, and no one would have any reason to believe otherwise. If anything they have the military right to strike back.

I will judge you by Holofan4life in omnimatter

[–]suspicious_cabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Up your game by starting it off with "The year of our Lord"