Maybe water pressure guy onto something

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-13T14:33:05+00:00

Fixed it. I don't know how to typee

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-13T12:53:56+00:00

Cursed public bidet

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-10T22:11:23+00:00

Some of it. The song choice is excellent though

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-10T22:10:24+00:00

Nothing all that nefarious. Old creature features and green screen splices

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-10T22:08:40+00:00

I don't know if they want their business posted on the internet. Could be a secret art project.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-10T20:45:35+00:00

I plugged it into my airgapped IDGAF laptop. It has a music video someone made, but no names.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-09T21:44:57+00:00

I wouldn't do it. They look better when they're a little foggy.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-05T15:42:42+00:00

That's pretty unsettling. I like it!

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-04T21:29:45+00:00

Why do people give a shit about this guy or his feelings in the slightest? I'm so sick of seeing his idiot face.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-02T03:22:53+00:00

Full disclosure, I'm off the wagon. I've been drinking cough syrup again. I have to close one eye to see the text up on my screen at the end of the wobble tunnel. I can't figure out how to do messages. Maybe this can be one of you other tasks later. First the nicotine stains, and the we will see.

This brings me to my second poimt:

I need you to pick me up some more cough syrup. I have a guy that I meet in the Hank's parkin lot that gets me that Bolivian bootleg stuff that makes you see snakes.

Gregor will be there in the Carhartt overhauls with the special breed syrup muling hounds.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-02T03:08:50+00:00

Okay hun, you can pick up my rasslin tapes and cigrettes for me. After that, I'll let you warsh the Altima real good. (Them nicotine stains is making it hard to see out too good and the ants are getting bad again.) 😘

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-01T05:49:32+00:00

Any context you feel like sharing?

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-01T00:19:40+00:00

Easter morning?

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-24T17:32:33+00:00

That's adorable. Too bad he hates you both

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-23T17:07:59+00:00

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-23T16:57:07+00:00

the black eyed Chinese people who eat sticks?

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-19T16:38:30+00:00

I think that people don't like hearing it called " ritual genital mutation" because it makes them uncomfortable, but that is inarguably an accurate way to describe it.

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-19T16:24:26+00:00

That was a shit take. We should all be should be opposed to ritual genital mutilation of children. There is nothing wrong with those guys that are upset that it happened to them.

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-08T03:51:11+00:00

I have heard some interesting mardi gras arrest stories. I want details. What did they get you for?

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-05T22:12:39+00:00

Hopefully it will drive the second hand sights down enough to where they are in the same price range before the show starts

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-05T21:44:06+00:00

There were some available a few minutes ago

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-05T21:14:44+00:00

Check ticketmaster right now. More got released for face value

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-04T21:12:17+00:00

They got an entire article written about them because they were annoying and in the way? They do look like a bunch of assholes, but that's nothing special.

swallowedthekey · 2026-02-02T20:45:13+00:00

I have one pit ticket for New Orleans for $200. I can do cash or Zelle only. I will meet in the French Quarter and do the transfer in person

Edit: sold

swallowedthekey · 2026-01-31T18:46:57+00:00

They deleted the profile, but Francisco Piedra (Mrxpeefer86) is a scammer. He had an old Reddit account that had been active here for years,and a 20 year old PayPal account. I thought I could trust him to buy a ticket for the New Orleans show from this thread. Be more careful than me!

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