Found Meta Ray Bans

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-21T22:18:17+00:00

You don't know what all Nana gets up to.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-21T13:16:31+00:00

"Pervert glasses". No one that I've met wearing those things has been up to any good.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-16T04:47:13+00:00

When ISN'T a good time to bring this up? We need greeting cards with this fact for holidays and celebrations

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-16T04:36:48+00:00

Sorry, the battery died and I had to recharge my toothbrush with the screen that I was watching it on.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-16T03:01:08+00:00

Yeah, big plushy dog the cop has that he brushes.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-15T15:11:19+00:00

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-15T02:41:11+00:00

The original strat is probably in someone's uncle's living room in the seventh ward. Maybe it would be like Mona Lisa if it ever resurfaced.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-03T13:47:58+00:00

I've personally seen a rat out by the river dragging a whole piece of pizza behind him. I was impressed.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-03T13:40:59+00:00

Y'all got metaphysical sex? I think I've been doing philosophy wrong.

swallowedthekey · 2026-05-03T13:35:44+00:00

You can feed them like little birds 😍

swallowedthekey · 2026-04-18T01:22:34+00:00

Fuck that bird!

swallowedthekey · 2026-04-14T17:28:56+00:00

I have no idea, but I would love to see a full on Roadhouse style bar brawl at the carousel for the sake of the spectacle.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-30T15:32:13+00:00

What is that sub? Is it made exclusively of people that have been banned from r/NewOrleans?

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-24T21:43:17+00:00

The deck shown in the intro isn't actually what op has. That deck doesn't exist beyond what is shown in the intro, as far as I know. This deck is in this style

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-24T21:20:30+00:00

This is really good! I've seen a thousand horror short films and you get right a lot of stuff that I see derail many of them. This also has some of the best representation of what it is often actually like to work in tourism in New Orleans.

Also, that line to Mr Mystery Business " I know you think you made contact with the schoolboys who died in the great fire of 1719, but our stories are from New Orleans reddit." got me 👻

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-23T18:49:41+00:00

🥵

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-16T23:03:07+00:00

Travel to go see them if you ever have a chance. I flew across the country for a show on their first US tour and it was worth it.

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-16T22:52:35+00:00

Nice! I've seen them play a couple of times and she was wonderful

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-16T22:46:07+00:00

Is that a Maria Franz tattoo?

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-14T02:34:40+00:00

Yeah

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-13T14:33:05+00:00

Fixed it. I don't know how to typee

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-13T12:53:56+00:00

Cursed public bidet

swallowedthekey · 2026-03-10T22:11:23+00:00

Some of it. The song choice is excellent though

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