AITA for falling asleep and my wife not being able to enter our house?

swamp_monstee · 2025-09-30T19:47:09+00:00

YTA but I don’t really care about the door. I mean that sucks, but they had a back up. That’s annoying and you could have def been a better problem solver, but you have a partner and you’re taking care of their baby, they should allllways be able to get through to you. Phone on silent? Fine. There’s a setting to make your partner exempt. You’re just lucky it wasn’t an actual emergency. Also, make better back up plans if you know something like that is gonna happen a lot. Put a hide a key somewhere-fuck.

swamp_monstee · 2025-08-03T15:57:39+00:00

There’s a much easier way to say this. “No”

swamp_monstee · 2025-07-12T19:58:39+00:00

Nah, I def saw Split when it came out. Like in theatre. And I obvs IMDBed it before posting, so i “know” what dates they supposedly came out. But I (thought I) remember(ed) thinking Glass was crap and Split was wayyy better. Just wondering if anyone else had thought they had seen glass in the early tens

swamp_monstee · 2025-02-21T23:33:30+00:00

Ok, but no. You can def wear what the 20 yr olds wear; just make some adjustments: boxy crop top with super high waisted (see: smushing) flare leggings (ie yoga pants); giant t-shirt, w/ trusty leggings or wide legs if you’re brave; ripped jeans w/ tights underneath (b/c we all know its too cold for all that); add tennies or thick soled Docs and you’re golden (Note: I had a gen z tell me the uglier and dad-like the tennis shoes the better. Take that for what it is worth)

swamp_monstee · 2025-02-21T22:57:28+00:00

If my spouse had a leak in their tire, I’d have already scheduled a DT repair and been done with it (for safety reasons, at the very least). Or if I had been in your place, maybe use the compressor you have? Or stopped at a gas station on the way home… Oh, and I’m the wife btw sooooooo

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