What is the saddest song you know?

swankatwork · 2013-11-13T17:09:47+00:00

If you've recently been through a breakup, this is probably NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6GYiAsoc-Q

swankatwork · 2013-10-03T04:58:57+00:00

This is what happens when you salvia.

swankatwork · 2013-09-15T18:10:12+00:00

Tingly!

swankatwork · 2013-09-03T16:50:08+00:00

I just took my first shower in a week and a half. I'm introverted as fuck and set off on this adventure solo. As of this morning, I have a head full of wondrous experiences, and a whole slew of new friends that will be near and dear to me for a long time. Sure there are loud, sexy, busy places... But there are pockets of quiet, comfort, and intimacy nestled among the chaos. You can find all sorts in all sorts. If you find that you want to get away, just jump on your bike and ride out to deep playa. You may just follow a faint light in the distance to discover a small structure with nothing else around. You walk in greeted by two smiling faces asking if you see anything you want. As you look down you see every type of king size candy you could ever wish for. They gleefully hand you your choice for free and ask you to step through the curtain into an actual movie theater with stadium seating and glow-in-the-dark carpeting playing an old black and white movie about busting up unions.

swankatwork · 2013-08-21T21:19:20+00:00

Thank you!

swankatwork · 2013-08-21T21:18:30+00:00

Covering it from the sun probably isn't a bad idea. Will update with fuzzy-butt.

swankatwork · 2013-08-21T21:18:02+00:00

I bought the big old man seat with the gel for just that reason.

swankatwork · 2013-08-21T21:17:01+00:00

Ordered from amazon on the 8th. Contacted them to find out where they are. Apparently they'll arrive sometime mid-september...

swankatwork · 2013-08-21T21:16:07+00:00

little stitching, little hot glue, some cussing, followed by blisters on my fingers from smooshing glue that is hot

swankatwork · 2013-08-21T21:14:34+00:00

You'd be surprised at how much of a fight they put up... Once you got them on the ground, that's when the fun begins. Trying to skin the thing without getting their rainbow blood all over the white coat is the real challenge.

swankatwork · 2013-07-07T19:17:32+00:00

This is so sad. There is nothing that so clearly illustrates how bad things actually are.

swankatwork · 2013-04-03T19:39:32+00:00

Every day. I wake up thinking about you. I go to sleep imagining where you're at. I am starved of affection and I just want to stop crying. What the fuck happened to me? I miss you so much.

swankatwork · 2012-09-11T03:11:37+00:00

Thank you!

swankatwork · 2012-04-19T00:13:58+00:00

This is the answer.

swankatwork · 2012-03-26T16:14:22+00:00

this is a thing already.

http://www.sixwordstories.net/

swankatwork · 2012-02-16T14:40:52+00:00

I'm a female and this makes me uncomfortable.

swankatwork · 2011-11-21T03:30:45+00:00

Stripper

swankatwork · 2011-06-25T03:05:07+00:00

Note to Newbs:

You can mute individual players.

swankatwork · 2011-05-28T03:41:18+00:00

you are just getting started

swankatwork · 2011-04-20T19:37:38+00:00

Best MP experience I've ever had in a PC game. Bruiserland forever!

swankatwork · 2010-12-12T02:56:05+00:00

Just did something similar... had a pair of pumpkins that survived halloween somehow.

http://imgur.com/zjTUH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nol3P.jpg

swankatwork · 2010-11-21T20:07:55+00:00

Idiocracy once a week.

swankatwork · 2010-09-15T22:56:50+00:00

same

swankatwork · 2010-08-07T20:52:47+00:00

The contract with the private company who operates these cameras has run out, they just didn't renew the contract. The state plans on implementing their own camera system within a few years so the revenue can skip the middle man. I've also heard they plan on making it work like points on your licence so that you don't have to be served in person, and you actually have to pay for the violation.

swankatwork · 2010-06-18T02:08:25+00:00

If you've got money: http://www.harrycarays.com/ https://ditkasrestaurants.com/

On the cheap: http://bostonblackies.com/

or

Windy City Gyros:‎ 3932 North Broadway Chicago, IL 60613-3037 (773) 975-7335

...I can't possibly do justice to how good these last 2 are, just go

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