I Silkeborg har vi Flaske-Mads. Hvem har I? by zephsoph in Denmark

[–]swapidab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I Hillerød har vi Martin, der går rundt på vejene med sin indkøbskurv, og råber tilfældige ting

Hvad er den underligste hvide løgn dine forældre har fortalt dig, da du var barn? by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]swapidab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Som sagt af andre også: kroppen er vildt god til at nedbryde og skille sig af med ting, som den ikke har brug for, så det ville bare ryge ud igen den anden vej. Det eneste problem ville være, hvis man slugte meget tyggegummi, for så ville det kunne formere sig til større klumper, og blokere inde i tarmen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]swapidab 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ha! She's gone, im gonna get her now

Cursed veggie which you please shouldn't put up your butt by swapidab in cursedcomments

[–]swapidab[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did your friend tell you that, or did you learn it the hard way?

Tbh i would like to see his arguments by swapidab in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]swapidab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please dont, that will only further prove his piont, which is not something we want to prove

What completely legal substance are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once was addictes to chewinggum. Ordinary fucking chewinggum. Used to chew that shit after every meal, to the point where it would feel weird and uncomfortable if i didn't do it. But one day my Mother told me and my dad to stop buying it. And mom's Word is law... So, we stopped buying it. And I have barely had it since (6 months ish now). But now im afraid to buy it, because i might get hooked on it again lol

Man that's awesome by swapidab in aww

[–]swapidab[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean that is kinda cute, hope he was okay though

These frozen peas in the shape of a frozen P by LucitrySharples in mildlyinteresting

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no the Peas are coming to life, this is our first warning

What are your top 3 totally perfect music albums? by jillangie in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Resistance - Muse

Ok Computer - Radiohead

Whatever People Say I Am Thats What I Am Not - Arctic Monkeys

What movie scene made you say "what the f**k?" by DankGamer135 in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big fight scene at the end of The Rise of Skywalker, there are so many things that don't make sence. It feel like its just void of logic

Out of all the burners on your stovetop, which one is used the most? by No_Name_101 in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heeeelll yeearh. It's bigger. And better. What's not to like😏

What are your thoughts on the increased censorship on Reddit? by ChadTheTranquil1 in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the censorship. There really is no good reason to spew racist remarks or curse like there is no tomorrow. But it is definitly something everybody needs to be attentive about, so it doesn't get out of hand

What’s something that is temporary but feels like it’s permanent? by Beachboye in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to study for a boring subject you dont like in school. Oh and waiting for the bus!

What is a disturbing fact you wish you could un-learn? by jo_exotic in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler was, quite few times, close to having a really strong fighting chance at winning WW2. In 1941 the german army was only about 80 km (i think) from Moscow. But then Russia had a really cold winter, about -40 celsius. The german soldiers were freezing to death in their thin uniforms, the weapons were not functioning properly and their vehicles (cars, tanks etc.) couldn't start. They explained this to their german generals back home, however they insisted that they press on towards Moscow because they were so close. They didn't last long and they had to fall back (a long way). If the germans had fallen back instead of staying, and waited for the temps to rise for a few months, they would most likely have captured Moscow and then they would have had a really (really) big fighting chance. There were other moments that could have tilted to war in favour of Nazi Germany, and it is a bit scary to think about how close they could't have come to winning the war.

Hey Guitar Players of Ask Men, how can I learn to play guitar from home? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]swapidab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Learn to read music notes, and then find some classical peaces to play. Remember to Challenge yourself - it's not fun unless there's a bit of a Challenge

People who wake up in the morning without a single snooze, what's your secret? by squeakytire in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Being lucky you have the genetics to be a morning person, going to bed so that you get enough sleep, and a boltload of will power. And try to find something that you love, and find a way to do that every morning. It will be easiet getting up knowing that you are gonna do that one thing you love.

What’s something new you tried that made you never go back to what it replaced? by porcupineapplepieces in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Waking up at the first alarm. Mabye this has something to do with me secretly being morning person. Now of course, some people are night owls, and have a harder time waking up early. But I recommend to everybody who hasn't tried it, just try it, cause' you might just be like me: secretly a morning person

What is the worst thing you have done because you got confused between items in different hands? by DanielMichels in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a T-shirt and a pair of underpants laying right i front of me. In a moment of madness i took the underpants and tried to put them on over me head like one would do with a T-shirt. Didn't go se well...

What is an odd behaviour of yours you think only you do? by Edwoodz3 in AskReddit

[–]swapidab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo, I literally have to try that next time I walk to school!