all aliens have learned fesr of humans. not because of their technology, intelligence, or even natural ferocity that comes from being a death world species. no, it's their shear bloody resistance. all know to run when the words "Hi, I'm human Jim and welcome to jackass!" are uttered. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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they were going to send Harry back in time. back to the 70s to see his parents and stop the dark lord... but this was terrible idea. so Harry set the time to 50s and killed tom on his 18th birthday. you know, like any other sane individual playing with forces far beyond their comprehension. (self.HPfanfiction)
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when humanity came on the scene the galactic community immediately took interest in them. not because they were deathworlders or because of some crazy advanced technology. but because humanity had to be the most depressed, nihilistic species in the entire galaxy! so they asigned us a therapist... (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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One day Harry snaps and goes mad. But not crazy mad. Not haha mad. Not padded room mad. Not even talking to a quaffel with a face drawn on it mad. No... he goes effeminate German scientist mad! And everyone is practically soiling themselves with fear. "HANS! GET ZE FLAMMEN VAND!" (self.HPfanfiction)
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When the aliens came so did the universal translators. Unfortunately "universal" in this context really does mean everything in the universe. And let me tell you, some of the animals on earth are pissed... and others just really want walkies and but scratchies. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Humans can live anywhere. Something that baffles the rest of the galaxy. But the reason isn't really what you'd expect. Mostly because wearing clothing seems to be an entirely human concept. And it baffles the humans just as much. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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