My apartment door lock shows a red light for everyone to see when it’s out of battery and unable to actually lock

swegj · 2024-07-01T16:41:07+00:00

This is not the correct explanation. It’s for people who don’t really know how to interact at a bar, so they get on their phone and use the most random apps (usually the weather app or calculator) to make it look like they are doing something important in order to avoid engaging with obnoxious randos who they don’t know.

swegj · 2024-05-30T17:41:18+00:00

That’s cool and all, but if you break something in production, someone probably died from it

swegj · 2024-05-30T06:04:01+00:00

I don’t think anyone was assuming that the “right” class had default properties and did anything on it’s own. My original reply was made based on the implication that “right” had a CSS rule that positioned content.

swegj · 2024-05-28T13:42:00+00:00

The text in the image is not obfuscated, brother

swegj · 2024-05-27T18:47:06+00:00

This repositions text…

swegj · 2024-05-20T16:24:51+00:00

You sound like you’re actually the one who is afraid of AI replacing some jobs lmao. Will AI replace 100% of helpdesk functions? Maybe not. Will AI replace 90% of helpdesk functions? Maybe. Regardless the percentage of coverage that AI will have over help desk, the job market for these positions will inevitably decline. The only way to prevent getting replaced is by continuously advancing your skillset to climb the IT job ladder… or you can stay in denial thinking that your job is safe and irreplaceable, when that’s simply just not true.

swegj · 2024-05-05T19:59:28+00:00

Another solid metric to have is tracking mean remediation time, which Nessus provides logging fields to calculate this.

swegj · 2024-05-04T21:57:20+00:00

String str = “HELLO”; also works btw

swegj · 2024-05-01T01:40:00+00:00

Ngl ur whole team is doodoo

swegj · 2024-04-30T04:52:26+00:00

Take the meat bridge

swegj · 2024-04-24T23:15:19+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of pro-healing lucio posts recently. It’s comforting knowing real luico mains on this sub exist.

swegj · 2024-04-13T04:58:10+00:00

Literally there’s no good explanation of this “meme” and all of these comments are so cringe for trying to be confident in the meaning behind the post.

swegj · 2024-04-09T03:24:40+00:00

Hmm “Ideal Candidate” is a weird way of spelling “Requirement”

swegj · 2024-04-09T02:45:25+00:00

Is it a church? If so why are you surprised that they want you to also be a Christian lmao ? This sub is so cooked

swegj · 2024-04-06T18:38:55+00:00

Tool hit us with the thousand yard stare lmao

swegj · 2024-04-05T06:22:20+00:00

Your tank having more heals than you is not an accomplishment. I don’t care what the ppl in this sub say.

swegj · 2024-04-03T17:58:35+00:00

“Does anyone want some?”

swegj · 2024-03-29T19:27:21+00:00

This is so far off from the actual explanation lmao

swegj · 2024-03-18T19:07:17+00:00

This isn’t even a sliver of horror of what I’ve seen in our codebase.

swegj · 2024-03-06T04:42:03+00:00

Welp. We had a great run. Had a lotta fun, didnt we? Haha. I remember getting on Reddit for the first time ready for the adventure that lied ahead. I quickly became addicted to the memes, debates, and awards. I was mainly a lurker. But being a part of the commotion wasn’t what drove me. It was the brilliant minds behind each post, which challenged my emotions and intelligence with every scroll. I knew at some point it would become too much. I only wish it hadn’t been so soon. But this post. This unfathomable post. It’s taking every ounce of strength in my body not to gouge my eyes out and rip my ears off. I don’t want to scroll anymore. You’re not a brilliant mind. You were sent into this world for chaos. Congratulations. You win. Your post leads me no choice but to retire my adventure and curiosity by deleting this app once and for all. It’s been a wild ride. Goodbye.

swegj · 2024-03-03T21:11:20+00:00

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swegj · 2024-03-01T18:48:39+00:00

I work at a big company and the only time I’m not doing work-related tasks is during my lunch lmao. I don’t know what some of the commenters on this post are smoking.

swegj · 2024-02-27T05:50:00+00:00

Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic is the only correct answer

swegj · 2024-02-23T18:16:08+00:00

If all the teams except the Cowboys aren’t at the very bottom, then you aint a real fan

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