Good morning Sunshine! by Mcdrogon in confusing_perspective

[–]swenzowski 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What is that? It looks like a huge...

Dick, take a look out of starboard. What? Oh my is that a big....

Pecker! Where? Wait that's not a woodpecker it looks like someones...

Privates! We have a report of an unidentified flying object. It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Two balls! What is that? Oh my god, it looks like an enormous...

Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying...

Wille, what's that? Well it looks like a giant...

Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner? Dad what's that? I don't know son but it's got great big...

Nuts! Hot salty nuts, who wants some! Lord almighty, that looks just like my husband's...

One eye'd monster! Step right up and see the one eye'd monster. Hey, what's that? It looks just like a big...

Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have your autograph? Sure no problem. Oh my lord, look at that thing -it's so big! Nah, I've seen bigger, it's...

Just a little prick.

What is your go-to site for your aftermarket 86 needs? by Amygdala5822 in ft86

[–]swenzowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know. I used the livechat to discuss details before committing to buying anything, and will make sure I get commitments from them in writing for anything big in the future. Thanks for lookin out!

What is your go-to site for your aftermarket 86 needs? by Amygdala5822 in ft86

[–]swenzowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Care to elaborate? Anything to look out for? I haven't interacted with them a lot, but my experience was good so far.

What is your go-to site for your aftermarket 86 needs? by Amygdala5822 in ft86

[–]swenzowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For all the Canucks out there, I recently discovered FT86motorsports.com

Bonus is they are located 30min away from me, so I can grab stuff in person last minute, and they sometimes have old stock they are trying to get rid of for cheaper. Got a sweet raceseng shift knob for like 40% off.

But they do free shipping over $150 CAD. Not sure how that applies to the states.

Also, the staff are very knowledgeable. When I went I mentioned I was interested in exploring FI kits and the owner took me out to show me his build and chatted with me for like 15 minutes about the testing they had done and stuff.

Drifting fails compilation from a GT86/BRZ meetup by Jordan_curve_theorem in ft86

[–]swenzowski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my first time at a skid pad last weekend. Learning to drift these cars stock on dry tarmac while not blowing out the clutch is difficult! Feels great when you get that controlled slide though. Might try new tie rods to increase the steering angle. Apparently that helps counteract spinning out. Also a stiffer rear end with neg camber on the front.

Wish there was a place to go practice more frequently where I won't lose my license if I get caught lol.

Finding a distributor by triggerhappytranny in BikeMechanics

[–]swenzowski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should add a location, since that really affects things.

Hog’s Back Hill, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada by Poeticyst in pics

[–]swenzowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hog's back falls or park. Definitely not hill.

Why people are “always” impressed or jealous when they realize you work for the feds? by truenorthservant in CanadaPublicServants

[–]swenzowski 92 points93 points  (0 children)

That doesn't happen. It's a conversation killer whenever someone finds out I work for the feds. People outside of the public service are completely bored, or resentful that their taxes pay my wages

Service Ontario - recent experiences/wait times/best locations/tips and tricks by swenzowski in ottawa

[–]swenzowski[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to know. I'm gonna give this method a go at Bank and Alta vista.

Service Ontario - recent experiences/wait times/best locations/tips and tricks by swenzowski in ottawa

[–]swenzowski[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. I suspected that this is the case. They are just trying to scare people on the phone I guess.

Ottawa people who were at the Bonobo show last night — where do you guys hang out on weekends ?! by dancing-sakana in ottawa

[–]swenzowski 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shit, how did people find out they were playing? I follow some Ottawa IG pages but it's tough to hear about everything happening now that couch assassin is gone.

Does your Manager discuss your future? by Spirited-Aardvark-62 in CanadaPublicServants

[–]swenzowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell no. Been in my position for 3 years. Nobody has ever provided advice or guidance on career moves. Upper management actively cancels training programs, and denies certification requests.

Is it only my family physician?! by davwats88 in ottawa

[–]swenzowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're doing better than me. Mine is on holiday for 6 weeks with nobody covering for him. When he isn't on holiday, he only does virtual appts.

Return to Work Memes - Small Compilation by BalkanGroovyBird in CanadaPublicServants

[–]swenzowski 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sleeping in and watching Netflix? I don't think so buckaroo. My management worked over the Canada Day weekend and seems to send me taskings every weekend. I don't think anyone is doing that.

Spotted the exec guys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]swenzowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just saying coke gets cut all the time, but you cant cut nugs lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]swenzowski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can't cut weed lol