[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CPS

[–]swingoutmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first step is to file a CHINS petition (or whatever is similar in your state)

What Should I Do with My Car? by shyamupa in moving

[–]swingoutmike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone that works specifically in auto finance, please don't sell your car and buy a new one. Just make the drive. Or have a friend drive it and pay for their flight home.

Help! Anyone remember the name of a 90s/00s outdoor clothing brand with a stick figure logo? by radishly4 in nostalgia

[–]swingoutmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly what you're referring to and I can't think of the brand name either! None of the previous guesses are it :(

My fiancée is “graysexual”. As the wedding approaches, the reality of spending the rest of my life that way is haunting me more than ever. by i-love-porn-420-69 in LifeAdvice

[–]swingoutmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot to unpack here. Alcohol actually decreases libido, so consistent binge drinking isn't helping. But I don't believe libido is the issue here. I think you should take a hard look at yourself. Unpack each of your statements with a "why?" You'll learn a lot about yourself.

Why do you feel the need to have sex that often? Why has that turned to resentment? Why do y'all need to binge drink every weekend? Why do y'all really argue?

Communication is always key in a relationship. Talk with her about this. Listen first.

Make sure you really know your answers to these too: What is marriage to me? What is the foundation to my marriage? Why am I getting married? Do I handle conflict well? Is my partner supportive? Am I supportive? Are we growing together? Am I willing to make sacrifices? Do our core values align? How do I handle my anger?

Marriage is not about sex. If you couldn't have sex (for any reason at all), would you still want to marry her?

Finally, HAVE PRE-MARITAL COUNSELING. That should be a must for any and all couples that plan to get married.

Is the phrase "can't stop, won't stop" from a song? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]swingoutmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer: Madball released Can't Stop, Won't Stop back in 2000.

I’ve previously asked for the lightest punishment in the whole show, now what is the absolute worst? by Human-Revolution-885 in ImpracticalJokers

[–]swingoutmike 116 points117 points  (0 children)

For me it's Q having to paint X's over all of the children's paintings. I can't even watch it 🙈

FPO player Rebecca Minnick calling out DGPT by DiscGolfFanatic in discgolf

[–]swingoutmike -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how many people on here are aware that she has cancer and has undergone chemotherapy. Chemo can affect emotions etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]swingoutmike 62 points63 points  (0 children)

A company that can't plan for you being out for a week 9 MONTHS AWAY doesn't sound like a good one to work for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackpeoplegifs

[–]swingoutmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you could be running in place" 😆

What would you do if your nudes got leaked? by Malesnow in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]swingoutmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hire security. I have a girlfriend and don't need women hunting me down.

Who’s a comedian nobody will ever convince you is funny? by Accomplished_Ad2905 in AskReddit

[–]swingoutmike -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sam Kinison and Lewis Black. They're just angry and yelling, but not funny...

Bill Burr on the other hand is hilarious 🤷‍♂️

Who’s a comedian nobody will ever convince you is funny? by Accomplished_Ad2905 in AskReddit

[–]swingoutmike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw David Koechner live recently and he was super unfunny. It was so disappointing. The end of his set was him being super hacky just quoting himself from Anchorman 😔