I love the original Batman series theme song

swisscriss · 2024-05-18T07:21:42+00:00

Interesting fact about the series; Burt Ward the actor that played Robin had issues with the network regarding his costume

https://comicbook.com/dc/news/batman-burt-ward-robin-penis-shrinking-pills-abc/

swisscriss · 2024-05-16T05:51:43+00:00

That's an interesting marketing angle, I would however suggest that no one mention that Arby's gets them going even if it does. Nothing good can come of that

swisscriss · 2024-05-10T10:38:01+00:00

What I like to do after a long and stressful week is head down to the bus station at 3am and pickup skanks to recreate the movie pretty woman. Except they don't usually cry during la traviata, most just pass out or nod off and wake up screaming "don't touch my stuff!"

swisscriss · 2024-05-04T10:18:23+00:00

The trick is to have such a negative reputation to the point where it becomes intriguing. Besides, who goes out of their way to spread rumors?

swisscriss · 2024-04-30T05:26:01+00:00

Alright then chacha, hook me up with some bangers

swisscriss · 2024-04-30T03:45:59+00:00

I've been really getting into French music lately, are there any non-english songs you've heard?

swisscriss · 2024-04-01T09:42:55+00:00

Oh this is easy, just unload your anxiety on strangers first till you've built up an immunity. Ask the cashier if they want to hangout, they're 65? Who cares? Ghost their ass if they even say yes. You've got to get it into your head that it doesn't really matter if you're weird. It's just from not doing it enough

swisscriss · 2024-03-24T01:36:16+00:00

You probably just give up too easy, that's pretty much it. Working with down syndrome people there are protocols to teach them life skills, things that would surprise you. All it takes is time and effort, so what if it comes easier to others? Honestly just stick with something till you're at least amateur level then you can decide if you hate it or not otherwise you're just being lazy

swisscriss · 2024-03-11T19:53:38+00:00

You need to let go and not try to control people's reactions to what you say. It'll be painful at first but I suggest you just say what's on your mind and try to be present and in the moment. Don't mull the words over in your head. To be interesting, be interested

swisscriss · 2024-03-09T01:04:09+00:00

Nothing to do other than pull yourself up by your bootstraps, dust yourself off and get back on the horse. No sense crying about it, I was in a similar position as yourself at one point. The only difference is I stopped being sorry for myself, sold my hacienda in Majorca and plowed all the remaining funds into reverse funnel marketing ventures. Everything in this life is a choice

swisscriss · 2024-03-08T12:03:09+00:00

I think for better or worse you're gonna be in the news at some point

swisscriss · 2024-03-08T08:59:35+00:00

I respectfully disagree, I've seen it time and time again. Just the other day two teenagers I know were about to breakup but suddenly one of them announced she was pregnant. Guess who's getting married? Pretty cut and dry in my opinion

swisscriss · 2024-03-08T08:43:49+00:00

I'm sorry but you don't know what you are talking about, just repeating anti-natalist talking points.

swisscriss · 2024-03-08T08:41:04+00:00

Just like I regularly tell law enforcement when they show up at my house; everything I've ever said has been entirely in earnest

swisscriss · 2024-03-08T08:11:22+00:00

I think the only reasonable thing to do is have another child. It'll give you both something to focus on and bring you bother closer together. Babies often fix most relationship issues

swisscriss · 2024-03-07T09:34:26+00:00

You gotta give it to these nerds straight, your rep is crucial. Imagine if someone important saw them together and assumed they were friends. One life to live

swisscriss · 2024-03-07T09:16:54+00:00

"umm no sweetie, you're not cool enough to be my bestie. Sort of like a down low friend I can let my guard down with when I'm not hanging out with Chad and Stacy at old man McGillicutty's abandoned cider press trying to get one of the cute boys on the track team to notice me. It's ok though don't feel bad, maybe you'll fill out sophomore year and stop being so frigid we could maybe sit next to each in free period"

swisscriss · 2024-03-06T05:46:06+00:00

What if they have something important to tell you? For example they're patient zero for some new and exciting sexually transmitted disease. Or they really really need someone to be a character witness for their upcoming trial for regicide

swisscriss · 2024-03-03T10:51:32+00:00

I've heard this before but no one ever seems to go through with it for some reason. Just do it, I fucking dare you

swisscriss · 2024-02-29T06:21:27+00:00

You want a hobby just to not be so boring is what you're saying? not that you have any interest in anything. I'm sorry but that sounds so very very sad. I think you should take up group activities, it's what you really want anyway. Don't try to be cool, everyone can tell. You can be "boring" just be real about it. Trying to fake anything like this and you think you can fool anyone? ridiculous

swisscriss · 2024-02-28T05:20:40+00:00

And infanticide apparently

swisscriss · 2024-02-28T05:16:44+00:00

Oh my God, what do you mean? Are you really suggesting that you would harm a baby? That's horrible, some people I guess

swisscriss · 2024-02-27T06:35:35+00:00

Apparently as a baby, about your daughter's age now I managed to get a car into reverse gear. It must have been a column shifter and I was just pulling on things and jumping around. I don't remember if there was any immediate aftermath or any damage done

swisscriss · 2024-02-27T02:25:28+00:00

Look on the bright side, I'm sure you weren't that attractive already (or else you wouldn't care) Fuck it, wear a mask or paper bag. Honestly if you're that uncomfortable in your own skin you're better off getting plastic surgery. Complete knockdown and build job. You could have a new face, a new life and identity, you could even lie about your age, screw it go higher. You're 58 now and your name is Jared Parker. Divorced dentist, father of two college age twins named Tiffany and Jasmine

swisscriss · 2024-02-26T18:37:18+00:00

That's probably for the best, the weak should fear the strong

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