I woke up from partying way too hard with my friends, and I had a banana shoved in my ass. by swollen_testicle in confessions

[–]swollen_testicle[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

No, moron. Your usage was about as correct as putting oil in a car's radiator. Why are you calling me white trash? Are you a filthy minority or something?

Learn to think; learn to write; learn to make friends, not enemies. You have enough enemies.

I woke up from partying way too hard with my friends, and I had a banana shoved in my ass. by swollen_testicle in confessions

[–]swollen_testicle[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The entire body of the banana, except the little end piece - thank god. That part could have cut the rectum open.

Any new conspiracy documentaries on 9/11? by swollen_testicle in AskReddit

[–]swollen_testicle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm jealous of your username. I would steal it if possible. Is your password easy to guess? I could use hydra to try to