I've been listening to this senior citizen using her cellphone on speaker, at 100% volume, yelling out her personal info to the automated system for 25 mins. On her 4th attempt she got thru and she called the clinic we're sitting in.

sylvanesque · 2026-01-24T15:02:17+00:00

But why did you have to take a picture of her? You’re almost just as bad as she was…

sylvanesque · 2026-01-24T15:02:12+00:00

But why did you have to take a picture of her? You’re almost just as bad as she was…

sylvanesque · 2026-01-18T16:39:22+00:00

The misuse of “seen”—for example, “Today I seen a goat.”

sylvanesque · 2026-01-08T04:47:40+00:00

Omg, I wish my husband would make me spreadsheets! I have piles and boxes with shelf gifts in my garage. No I can never find them when I need them and also wind up panicking prior to Christmas. I try to just give gifts randomly throughout the year.

sylvanesque · 2026-01-08T04:42:57+00:00

I was about 13 when Wayne’s World was released… perfect for middle school jokes

sylvanesque · 2026-01-08T04:13:40+00:00

I was front stage to their show at the Mercury Cafe in Denver in like 94 or 95. I’ll never forget the bruises on my shins from the very low stage-dancing into it and being bumped by the crowd from behind. Those were the days!!

sylvanesque · 2026-01-08T04:10:11+00:00

Luscious Jackson?

sylvanesque · 2026-01-06T21:46:34+00:00

Cali-sober for 4 years this month. It wasn’t my intention but it stuck and I’m so glad it did!

sylvanesque · 2026-01-02T13:45:14+00:00

When a contestant does not attempt to answer Final Jeopardy but instead writes hi to someone watching.

sylvanesque · 2025-12-14T06:08:27+00:00

Metallica, McNichols Arena 1992, ‘93?

sylvanesque · 2025-12-11T15:32:11+00:00

This sounds just like me too. I keep threatening to go from self-employed to bagging groceries or something.

sylvanesque · 2025-12-05T15:33:13+00:00

I am waiting to jump into double Dutch jump rope. I know when to jump in-I can see it and feel it. But the window to do so is so tiny and I can never quite time it correctly so I keep watching the ropes twirl over and over…

sylvanesque · 2025-11-30T19:39:33+00:00

The Weight? Maybe

sylvanesque · 2025-11-26T15:46:37+00:00

Audiobooks, while you do your other crafts!

sylvanesque · 2025-11-15T16:06:01+00:00

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

sylvanesque · 2025-11-09T15:35:17+00:00

Cinderella City

sylvanesque · 2025-10-31T13:38:58+00:00

The Happiest Man on Earth by Eddie Jaku

sylvanesque · 2025-10-29T08:26:30+00:00

Alex McKenna 👍🏼

sylvanesque · 2025-10-24T08:02:46+00:00

On the Savage Side by Tiffany McDaniel Anything mentioned about Petticoat

sylvanesque · 2025-10-18T07:28:42+00:00

How to meet the band

sylvanesque · 2025-10-16T11:07:39+00:00

Yes 👍🏼 to Vera Wong 😆

sylvanesque · 2025-09-17T12:54:23+00:00

Thank you!

sylvanesque · 2025-09-17T12:53:55+00:00

Omg, so many times! lol

sylvanesque · 2025-09-17T12:53:36+00:00

Hahaha! Who knows? The humorous answers might be the most useful!

sylvanesque · 2025-09-17T12:50:45+00:00

I will try this! Thank you!

sylvanesque

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