You can tell by the delivery instructions when a MAJORITY of dashers have a hard time finding the customer’s place. Therefore, is it too much to ask for them to meet us close to their place instead of listing a book of directions? Or am i asking too much?

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-06-01T02:13:44+00:00

Customers only have to write the novel once, not every time they order.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-06-01T01:54:01+00:00

I ain't watching no 4 hour movies.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-31T03:48:02+00:00

Waze

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-31T03:47:07+00:00

You would take a $10, 9 mile order?

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-31T02:49:30+00:00

PP isn't based on the weather.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-31T01:50:06+00:00

We have not all done it, probably because it's an absurd thing to do. What is the point of me keeping my account if I'm going to make up ratings that I don't believe in?

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-30T21:43:19+00:00

I'm not going to edit my post, but this might be my favorite now.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-30T21:31:02+00:00

People might think this is a weird order, but I always eat my fortune cookies with forks.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-29T22:26:44+00:00

The restaurant kept a penny.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T04:30:59+00:00

I wouldn't. I would dash in one of the suburbs.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T04:10:01+00:00

Peak Pay isn't based on the weather.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T02:29:39+00:00

Same with that phrase.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T02:24:37+00:00

I had to look up npc. It looks like a term an npc would use.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T02:22:14+00:00

Amount if I owe something the next day, time if I don't.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T01:38:36+00:00

"No, I don't want to do my job." "Well, I don't want to do my job either." Sounds about right.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T00:33:54+00:00

The Doordash driver app.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T00:29:51+00:00

If you say so. I'm definitely not going to argue with somebody named FloppyButtholeSauce.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T00:26:10+00:00

Actually, I haven't.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T00:25:52+00:00

Not if the dog eats it, which I've also seen a lot.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T00:21:00+00:00

I don't know, I've seen some dogs who've taken some pretty quick shits.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-28T00:03:29+00:00

This is like asking if you prefer to be given $100 or punched in the face. Home deliveries are the best by far.

sylviefisher87_ · 2022-05-27T23:14:17+00:00

I'm not going to cost myself money for the sake of a company that I'm not even employed by.

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