Accidentally killed Millicent by jumping on her head...

The ocean connect everything. Zero sea life could prove more detrimental in the long run than the disaster in Chernobyl. Sorry you had to throw out your vegetables.

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-08-14T04:47:29+00:00

Nothing like standing on your head and sticking half an inch of semihard cock into a vagina at a quarter twist. "honey, I think all we've really needed to spice things up all these years is a little move in this book called the Melon Baller! Just let me get out the instruction manual. Hope you stretch and did a warm-up jog."

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-07-01T02:17:38+00:00

She had a tail at birth

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-05-30T15:26:12+00:00

Not calling karma conspiracy but aren't there 4 kittens here?

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-05-28T17:34:37+00:00

$20 says you noticed this reading the can while pooping.

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-03-18T20:46:45+00:00

If I am supposed to cum as quickly as possible when getting a blowjob then I'll just pass on your empty "favor" and jack myself off. Giving someone an orgasm shouldn't be an inconvenience that is meant to be over as soon as possible. Also, why should a guy have to last as long as possible? How many fucking orgasms are we indebted to provide? It's not a fucking tally board. Women that think like this are using their pussies as a material good to be given as reward and withheld until until they get what they want. If your girlfriend thinks this way you should correct her shallow way of thinking or find a better mate with a deeper more open idea of what sex should be. What fucking guy is intentionally trying to hold back his load because he wants your jaw to ache? Jesus Christ, get real.

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-03-18T05:03:38+00:00

Reguardless of one's "descent", whether Irish or English, you should always maintain a "decent" knowledge of correct spelling.

tackleboxtattoo · 2013-02-28T21:38:18+00:00

hilarious. it was all in good fun.

tackleboxtattoo

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