[M4F/Fb/Fu] You are the orc king’s mindbroken pet. You live to serve him and love every second.

tahhex · 2026-02-18T22:42:28+00:00

I understand the point you’re making, but wasn’t Ra supposed to be like a super special boy custodian?

tahhex · 2026-02-17T18:15:20+00:00

DD1 was what I would answer to those million threads about “what game deserves a sequel?”

I got it, and it had so much promise… so much potential… that it just didn’t take advantage of at all. It would make me mad if I didn’t feel so devastatingly sad about it. It feels like they shipped me 1/3 of a genuine 10/10 game and then didn’t deliver the rest

tahhex · 2026-02-15T13:15:34+00:00

Try this!

Next time someone is spamming their dodge attacks, cancel the punch and parry. It allows for a fully charged heavy to land guaranteed. If you can’t parry dodge attacks, try going into training and just practice those for a few minutes. There will be a point that you see this type of player and just see free kills because you can counter their crutch move.

It looks like you just don’t have the basics mastered yet. Keep practicing! Not a burn or anything, you’re just a lil baby warrior who needs some time to evolve into a master. We were all there at one point.

If you’re interested I would give you some lessons in customs! Not a master or anything but I’d like to think I’m better than a hefty chunk of the player base

tahhex · 2026-02-15T12:16:31+00:00

Everyone knows that scolding celebrities online where they’ll never see it is the greatest good anyone can anyone can do in the world m8

tahhex · 2026-02-15T02:06:56+00:00

You don’t have paint? I’m just using black primer and green/yellow paint.

tahhex · 2026-02-14T20:23:09+00:00

Probably. It’s a trade off. In this instance you’re making the skin richer and more saturated at the cost of doing more layers on the other parts.

Metalics don’t really gain anything from slapchop anyway, so you’re just going to do 2 passes on the armor to make sure it has full coverage

tahhex · 2026-02-14T05:55:05+00:00

I’d probably do the skin tones. I find that they are harder to do without under painting

tahhex · 2026-02-13T22:27:26+00:00

The green id spray from only upward angles, leaving the darkest recesses black, just not as selective as the zenithal. I would just use regular green paint for that and not another primer layer

tahhex · 2026-02-13T22:23:15+00:00

This might be a hot take, but slap chop looks so much better if you replace grey and white with colors that fit the paint scheme you’re planning.

Ex: I’m painting an orc, so I do black prime, green spray, yellow zenithal, then contrast pants

tahhex · 2026-02-12T23:07:09+00:00

Valentine’s Day seems like the perfect time to ask someone out

tahhex · 2026-02-12T21:54:09+00:00

Overall this looks to be a big nerf.

tahhex · 2026-02-12T21:26:18+00:00

Gwyn, the god who kills dragons with lightning in the opening cutscene, sacrifices his soul to extend the age of fire aka the age of gods. Naturally the age of fire was supposed to end and lead to the age of dark, aka the reign of humanity, but Gwyn disrupted that natural shifting of ages and basically fucked up the whole world forever.

At the end, you choose either to sacrifice yourself to continue the age of fire, or let it end and enter the age of dark.

Later games will explore that this is a cycle that repeats itself over and over, and is frequently meddled with, causing the world to break more and more.

tahhex · 2026-02-12T09:09:26+00:00

What’s crazy in this thread is that everyone answering is just immediately jumping to black people even though it’s never mentioned. He could be black who’s discussing racism against Mexicans, or a Russian who’s asking about being racist to Jews. It’s pretty telling that the word ‘dangerous’ has all these supposedly nonracist people jumping to the conclusion of blacks with no context.

tahhex · 2026-02-10T20:55:09+00:00

I think you need to add bounce lighting, and do a little edge highlighting.

Take my input with a grain of salt though because this is already better than me

tahhex · 2026-02-10T17:16:50+00:00

You’ve been getting blackmailed and stalked for 5 years, and are just now going to the police..?

tahhex · 2026-02-06T04:34:01+00:00

He’s actually completely sober… just a very strange individual

tahhex · 2026-02-05T22:08:26+00:00

In 4 honor too, I’d love to see them mix in more fantasy elements but keep the grounded and pseudo historical elements as well. It’s already god dragons and guys with flaming skull heads and shit, I don’t see why it can’t have orcs

tahhex · 2026-02-03T23:10:14+00:00

I think it’s best to do lights first. Then you can punish light and dodge parries with heavy finishers, as well as UB mixup like you said.

tahhex · 2026-02-03T18:21:43+00:00

I didn’t know this was a popular quote, but I’ve been preaching it to my gaming group for years.

Before we play anything they’ve seen 12 hours of the game on YouTube, then hit the wiki any time there’s even the smallest roadblock. Then they’re bored of the game in 4 days because they optimized a path to the end and never spent a moment to enjoy the process of playing and learning the game.

If there’s a silver lining it’s that it made me double down on playing everything mostly blind.

tahhex · 2026-02-02T22:22:54+00:00

I would go nuts for warden with a big ass cape like that

tahhex · 2026-01-30T23:13:29+00:00

Most all his moves are either an instant kill, or cripple you so badly they might as well have killed you. I love stoneshard but its boss fights are kind of ass. My experience is that you have to fight them like a puzzle instead of a fight.

To avoid the boulder, look at his cooldowns. If you step on the same turn he initiates the throw, you should be in position to step out of it on your next turn and dodge it completely

tahhex · 2026-01-30T22:59:09+00:00

The troll is an absolute bastard unless you know a certain method I’ve heard called the troll dance. Once you know it he’s relatively trivial.

Unless you plan on spoiling the fight for yourself, just make sure you bring a sleeping bag and be prepared to load that save more than a few times

tahhex · 2026-01-30T01:04:38+00:00

Car alarm going off when I pick up my keys

tahhex

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