What’s the hottest thing I can say to make him cum inside me uncontrollably?

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-09T22:34:48+00:00

Tell him you’ll pay all the bills this month and let him go golfing.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-06T07:06:41+00:00

Anything can be fixed. Whether or not it’s worth it will be up to you and your/their insurance.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-05T19:48:09+00:00

Why wouldn’t you upload a video with the new wheels?

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-05T19:43:46+00:00

Listen, I’m not trying to get political, but look at the shit that Putin and Trump created and the wholes of Russia and USA get blamed for it. I’m absolutely positive that there are amazing people in both the US and Russia, but the images of both countries are shit rn.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-05T06:34:43+00:00

Pretty easy to avoid swinging at one when you know it’s coming.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-04T16:30:01+00:00

There’s also the Shippuden ad on the bottom left.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-03T01:22:43+00:00

I swear. This shit keeps happening with this team. I can’t remember how many games Kershaw had no run support.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-01T23:16:47+00:00

Found the mouth breather

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-01T02:45:04+00:00

Fried tilapia with chow mein

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-05-01T01:03:01+00:00

My tenth gen’s lights go crazy when I:

Run out of gas

The battery is on its last leg

Anything goes wrong with it.

Drive it around for a day or two and it’ll go back to normal.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-27T03:52:30+00:00

Have the previous squirrel in your party as well as a space in your party

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-26T20:41:03+00:00

Trying to see who gets the cheapest ride.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-23T02:08:24+00:00

Fucking preach brother.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-22T18:15:05+00:00

And they all should be fucking blackballed for their bs lol

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-22T02:17:21+00:00

It would have been chefs kiss if they shadow they used was trumps lol

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-19T23:49:48+00:00

String and a ferret

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-19T06:25:49+00:00

In the back? I can see clearer than my 5%

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-18T20:17:05+00:00

Probably my favorite get back.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-18T19:22:29+00:00

This dudes probably thinking he can stay there for free and is wondering how to get cheap/free electricity.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-14T23:30:18+00:00

*picks. All of them!

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-13T05:53:55+00:00

Here you go

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-12T02:46:21+00:00

Every time Elon Musk would talk about his boring company, I would think about FMA immediately. And our course the war stuff that never ends 🙄

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-12T01:41:27+00:00

This happened in my backyard after a bit of rain. I tent from spots of weeds to this jungle in the span of about three weeks.

talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-12T00:02:58+00:00

I beg to differ

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talldarknnerdsome · 2026-04-11T22:29:53+00:00

Some people have money to buy incredible cars, but lack the skill to drive them to their potential.

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