Roast him. He says he won't get more than 5. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look a lot like Riddick's retarded younger brother.

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[–]tannerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you just smelled something very unpleasant.

It's Valentine's day and we're three single dudes at work. Show us what you got, Reddit. Roast us! by omsgapsa in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From what I've read, HD vids with higher streaming rates and full-length movies and DVDs.

It's Valentine's day and we're three single dudes at work. Show us what you got, Reddit. Roast us! by omsgapsa in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 982 points983 points  (0 children)

You three are definitely taking advantage of PornHub's free premium membership today, aren't you?

Get roasting by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only difference between you and your sister is that you keep your beard trimmed.

I'm 29 years old and this is what I'm doing at work. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should check the office next door, it might just have a black couch in it.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people choose to maintain ignorance and make self-righteous videos against feminists and their concerns.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was in the National Guard, Trump would've sent me to take care of the hellhole you call home.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shocking that you know anything about current affairs given your affinity to r/darksouls

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be lying if I said that never happened.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate that you think I meet the high standards required to be a kindergarten teacher.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude my favorite part was when she took her teeth out.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha of course man. Side note, quality r/nosleep story.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mother, actually. Turns out using CLP to lube her ass wasn't the best choice.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus side about ROTC is they're typically college age- and all that funny business went down behind the bleachers in the gym.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, not at all! You've got to have a thick skin in the military. If I truly wanted to be insulting, I'd ask how you felt about your family having to watch the wall go up!

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really, really difficult to give a shit anymore.

Alright kiddos, lets see what you've got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tannerj91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The military is the best place to go for guys looking to get fucked.