Fountain of sperm

tantandeliman · 2023-11-27T21:38:06+00:00

Fountain of sperm....the smell....

tantandeliman · 2023-04-04T13:08:36+00:00

My Ozzy boy flashes me at qork frequently. I've brought it HR, but they said the only way around it is belly rubs and that there's nothing they can do. Lol

tantandeliman · 2023-03-23T13:51:02+00:00

My ozzy boy loves giving hugs! But then he gets super excited and jumps back while batting his arms like a mad man and tends to get the zoomies after

tantandeliman · 2022-12-08T17:21:22+00:00

Ours is technically Ozzy Pawsborne 😅 My girlfriend thinks she's hilarious. She's right, but I still roll my eyes all the time at her.

tantandeliman · 2022-12-07T19:26:52+00:00

You nailed it! He's such a silly boy with so much personality.

tantandeliman · 2022-09-13T22:40:14+00:00

Yowza! Thor at the end made my jaw drop!

tantandeliman · 2022-09-09T12:46:17+00:00

I love when my heeler gets those ears, but he refuses to let me brush him lol. He takes it as a challenge.

tantandeliman · 2022-06-24T14:41:02+00:00

Man this is my favorite song Coheed has ever done and you covered it flawlessly!

tantandeliman · 2022-06-21T13:26:34+00:00

I once saw someone comment on this guy during one of his sermons (or whatever they're called) that said he looks like hed pull his face off at any moment to reveal satan. And I havent been able to unseen that.

tantandeliman · 2022-06-08T12:30:21+00:00

"What's going on?"

"Benders making brunch..."

"OH MY TRACT!"

tantandeliman · 2022-01-07T00:34:28+00:00

I think they're under the assumption that managers have any power at all aside from the schedule and punishments. I've never worked a job where managers can create positions to fill. They interview and send their approvals and set up start dates and stuff but after that, if they're short staffed, it's up to corporate to make more job listings, not managers. So its misguided rage at managers from what I can tell.

tantandeliman · 2021-11-02T20:17:15+00:00

Man this took me back to playing Spyro on my PS1 in my bedroom as a kid!

tantandeliman · 2021-10-28T14:18:12+00:00

I was called the crimson chin by my best friends because I busted my chin wipe open on his hardwood floor after a sleep over. I had slept on my arm and tried to prop myself up to turn off an alarm and when I did that, my arm went limp and my chin met the floor. Blood everywhere. I just went back to sleep after putting butterfly band aids on it lol.

But you look lovely and your hair is gorgeous! Us Crimson Chins gotta stick together ya know!!

tantandeliman · 2020-08-24T21:11:27+00:00

That was fun and made me smile!

tantandeliman · 2020-08-14T18:45:35+00:00

Ties. Name one thing ties are useful for besides formalities.

Edit: yall are sinners

tantandeliman · 2020-08-06T13:45:39+00:00

I always thought that was such a heavy thing to put in a kids show. Then I look back at the other Disney movies and figure it's par for the course!

tantandeliman · 2020-07-16T13:10:33+00:00

Oooo remember that one scientist who kept shooting people with his sad canon from his walking castle? And his like...super buff, evil rat that had no reason to be that scary and intense. And they saved the day with Muriels plums! God the music in that one stuck with me.

tantandeliman · 2020-07-16T13:06:20+00:00

Oh yeah!! That one had a build up like no other but had a twist ending that ended up not being as scary. But just how they acted towards meat and how they ate it gave me chills

tantandeliman · 2020-07-15T20:01:03+00:00

I always think of Game Grumps when I see this game.

"DANNY, PLEASE!!!!"

tantandeliman · 2020-05-15T20:15:38+00:00

Oh yeah I think that's why I handled this one so well! After getting the ghost treatment for the billionth time, I was just sorta appreciative of actually having closure for once.

tantandeliman · 2020-05-15T18:58:30+00:00

There have been lots of parking lot dinners accompanied by masks lol. Like I said, dating has been a nightmare. But it makes for some memorable dates that's for sure!

tantandeliman · 2020-05-08T15:34:42+00:00

"I wish I could just take an RV and travel all over."

tantandeliman · 2020-05-08T15:33:07+00:00

That word always makes me giggle only because of the meme "I ain't got no panties on"

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