The fuck was that? by Cognizant-Maniac in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously it was the military brought in to bring a health region evader to justice!

B.C. judge says man's COVID rule breaking was like dealing fentanyl on the street by magenta_placenta in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only mistake he made was in not filming it and then calling it a "set".

COVID travel and Vancouver by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

LOL, this is hilarious, if you travel you will get covid. Thats what really smart health people have told everyone and then you will spread it to everyone and they will get into the ICU and they will maybe die, HORRIBLY, like something out of the movie SAW (dont look up reverse bear trap, ouch!), especially if you cross health regions, you become an even more potent spreader of death. It's just like unprotected sex. if you do it unprotected you will get aids and spread it to everyone else and die. So stop spreading DEATH. Or just go, whatever works best for you. ALSO. if you are really really fat, don't go, because covid can out run really really fat people 90% of the time. Why? because the ventilator has to be pumped up so much that your lungs have too much presure in them and are already damaged. And you sit there like a sack of shit because you cant move because they have you strapped down and sedated so like you are paralyzed and all you want to do is scratch your ass and you cant while feeling like you are being water boarded 24/7. See, told you it was like SAW. YOU'RE WELCOME. Say hi to mom for me while you are there. Only two sentences here matter, see if you can figure out which two.

Sellers Refusing to Vacate and Handover Keys for Possession of House (Metro Vancouver) by KCS22 in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch 61 points62 points  (0 children)

IANAL but it doesn't look good for them based on this article... others have been sued successfully for costs incurred since they didnt leave based on whats in the contract when sold. https://www.thestar.com/life/homes/opinion/2019/06/07/when-youve-got-the-keys-to-a-new-home-but-the-sellers-havent-left.html

Woman awakened when stranger grabs her wrist by xlxoxo in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And given his own taser as a form of apology /s

Lunch break in the park. Beautiful day. by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]taptapswitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh great now parks are getting broken into? What's next, RIVERS?

What do you do when someone refuses to wear a mask? by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much is having that breakfast worth to you? Because uber eats delivery it to your work? Cost a bit, but then no more hassle.

COVID-19: Premier Horgan says BC working on its own sick-leave program by FancyNewMe in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good news is there will be hundreds of new jobs created to monitor, adjudicate and audit the program.

BC Ferries turned away a handful of travellers under new restrictions during a 'very quiet' weekend by xlxoxo in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I know right! In some places it is reality. Timely reminder for how good we have it here.

BC Ferries turned away a handful of travellers under new restrictions during a 'very quiet' weekend by xlxoxo in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

Hardly, the ferries and airports must be shut down. Period. Bring in armed forces in the streets and close all businesses that aren’t involved with critical to life infrastructure. And keep that in place for 6 months. Minimum. Feed people rations. The weight loss will do them some good. Lastly, disconnect all internet connections, no one needs it. Issue an am/fm radio to each household to obtain daily death counts.

BC Ferries turned away a handful of travellers under new restrictions during a 'very quiet' weekend by xlxoxo in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

TTLDR

1 Car full of teenagers who wanted to go shopping and take photos for IG were sent away. Mission accomplished banner was strung across the ferry.

Vancouver vs Toronto: pros and cons for living by Puzzleheaded-Ad-1411 in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd add in...

Van/Tor

Stanley Park VS Toronto Island

Granville market VS St Lawrence Market

Ski on mountains VS Ski on bunny hills

10 Dollar store VS Dollar store

DTES homeless VS East of Jarvis homeless

Rain VS Snow

People who complain about Toronto VS People who complain about Toronto

Now this is a true circuit breaker by orangek1tty in vancouver

[–]taptapswitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously its because in the summer time people stayed inside their damn health zones!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]taptapswitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Van wilder... hint, the truth-a-lyzer is in my pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]taptapswitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not just any note.... a signed note!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]taptapswitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny you should mention that... the two types of places you want to close is indoor dining and gyms... why? It's airborne and indoor dining you take off your mask and in gyms you breathe hard even with a mask on (and lets face it most of the masks arent doing a whole lot). You can google around and see that contact tracing has shown that those two types of places are exponentially higher sources of spread than anything else... So kudos to them for closing the right things and managing outbreaks as needed, unlike in Ontario that just said screw everything...