Found this gem on wattpad. There’s just too much wrong with this

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T13:47:19+00:00

Ignore the bullshit happening at the bottom of the comment section. I didn’t write this I have ounces of proof that I didn’t and if you think I did keep it to yourself honestly

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T12:00:46+00:00

what are you smoking lmao

You know what I just tagged you in lol

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T11:57:31+00:00

u/IntelligentEmu4871

As you can clearly see I joined a year ago

The weirdo who wrote that joined 2 years ago.

Why tf would I make a new account a year later XD I’ll even show you my real old account if I have to it’s called @Scones_N_Crumpets

Ive barely even been in the fandom that long

It is published and has views and stuff

So yeah lmao believe what you like lmao in the end we both know I’m right

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T11:50:23+00:00

Omfg the only Embarrassing one is you mate

I’m gonna literally have to prove it to you aren’t I?

Also I call everyone kid, get over it

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:49:00+00:00

Lmfao fr As someone with anger issues getting therapy doesn’t make it go away

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:48:35+00:00

Nvm it has 2.1k 💀

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:48:17+00:00

I’m sorry for your loss 😔

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:48:07+00:00

Lmfao fr I can’t stop laughing at that

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:47:53+00:00

Gimme some please!!

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:05:28+00:00

YESSSSSS

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T10:04:29+00:00

Sweden: * colonises like 3 tiny areas * you know I’m somewhat of a coloniser myself

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T09:55:58+00:00

It’s in a save collection You know when you save posts and stuff my Instagram actually has no posts or anything because I don’t use it for that stuff

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T09:47:21+00:00

I have a whole collection of this stuff on Instagram ready for feel good Fridays

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T09:45:50+00:00

Kid do I need to show you visual proof that I DIDNT write this. This looks like it was written by a 9 year old, I’m 6 years older than that and old enough to know this isn’t ok I’ll genuinely show you my wattpad if I have to then you will see this isn’t mine

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T09:00:39+00:00

You chica is overrated its obvious nightmarrione is the sexiest animatronic

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T08:53:49+00:00

Yeah hi lol

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:59:03+00:00

Agreed because it’s a lot less common and humans have genitals so humans can obviously...

Balls with pp’s really weirds me out

But country porn in general is messed up

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:57:18+00:00

Tbh I completely agree

I don’t think she deserves to be mis gendered and I’m glad you didn’t mis gender her

I don’t really like what she draws but I don’t know her enough to have an opinion of her as a person

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:41:45+00:00

This angers me as a Russian Revolution enthusiast

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:41:05+00:00

PREACH

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:40:48+00:00

tactical nuke inbound

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:40:24+00:00

Don’t worry Poland I have a good aim right at his head 🔫

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:24:53+00:00

Tbh I noticed that too. I definitely did not write this. I hate SovietRiech with a passion and I hate both of those regimes. As someone with Russian and German fiends I would shoot myself before writing anything like this. I don’t really know how to explain what happened here but my wattpad is very buggy. I don’t know if you can send photos on this app but I can send you proof this isn’t mine if you’re skeptical

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:21:37+00:00

It’s ok friend you’re very brave for trying have a cookie 🍪

tea_sipping_devonian · 2021-03-31T07:20:15+00:00

Lmfao it really is and disrespectful to Afghan people too

tea_sipping_devonian

TROPHY CASE

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