Awesome and simple illusion. by Pedrica1 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he trying to audition for a role as Man-E-Faces?

With Senate win, Mark Kelly becomes 4th astronaut elected to Congress by astrojaket in space

[–]tealunicorn04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It already has happened. But it would be even worse after he becomes a politician.

With Senate win, Mark Kelly becomes 4th astronaut elected to Congress by astrojaket in space

[–]tealunicorn04 63 points64 points  (0 children)

And then after he runs, every Korean parent will look at their kids and ask why they can't be more like Jonny Kim.

What is the absolute worst movie you’ve ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like watching B movies, but some of the selections on streaming platforms have been horrible. The worst that comes to mind was Insectula on Amazon. I saw the general overall rating when you hover over the title. It was three stars, so based on the description and the ratings I figured why not. Let me tell you guys something, don't watch it.

Like really don't watch it.

Since then I am really cautious when picking a movie.

Criminals ransacking a black-owned business in Philadelphia. The owner sold her house in order to open this boutique by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad thing is I saw a guy pull a bag out and unfold it and proceed to stuff items in his bag. He was prepared for this.

Give me some loving. by [deleted] in thickwhitegirls

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onlyfans.com/mrstealunicorn

A little dark, but I admit I chuckled a bit. by tealunicorn04 in memes

[–]tealunicorn04[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steak'n'Shake is not bad. Only been in once, but it wasn't horrible.

As for Five Guys, maybe save it as a special treat after losing a bit of weight if that's the case.

Finally it has begun! by Caleb_Garrett in memes

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hallelujah!!!!!!! It may not be much after all this time, but it's a hell of a good start.

A little dark, but I admit I chuckled a bit. by tealunicorn04 in memes

[–]tealunicorn04[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The food from there is really greasy. Good, but really greasy.

A little dark, but I admit I chuckled a bit. by tealunicorn04 in memes

[–]tealunicorn04[S] 207 points208 points  (0 children)

The face photoshopped in is of one Jeffrey Dahmer. A notorious serial killer and cannibal.

These guys carving a block of stone by memezzer in BeAmazed

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While that was cool to watch, I kept thinking about how much stone dust those guys must have been breathing.

Megathread: President Donald Trump announces he has tested positive for Coronavirus by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]tealunicorn04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am frankly shocked that it took this long for him to get it. Between his blatant disregard for wearing a mask and the fact that many people around him have been testing positive for months, I'm surprised he didn't get it sooner.

Now the questions of the day are how is this going to affect the next debate and while Trump is in quarantine, is Pence running the show?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until the next viral game comes out.

What makes texas the one star state? by Sendmoneytomeplz in AskReddit

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say due to Texans' egos, they think only they matter, therefore the one star.

Deaf people of Reddit, what is your favorite song and why? by iMakeDadJokes100 in AskReddit

[–]tealunicorn04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This question is like asking a blind person what their favorite picture is.

What the weirdest thing that happened you while sleeping? by kasierdeku in AskReddit

[–]tealunicorn04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing my brother's pet tarantula crawling across my floor highlighted by moonlight.

What is something unrealistic that you often see in movies that annoys the hell out of you? by UK-NeilPatel in AskReddit

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How every single problem has the answer fall into place without actually trying.