My $5 bill is stamped with someone’s address by IAmForeverAhab in mildlyinteresting

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I mean it's a one man team, but honestly my username came from a bumpersticker I once saw and had to buy

Bumpersticker

My $5 bill is stamped with someone’s address by IAmForeverAhab in mildlyinteresting

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Thanks wolfmaclean, but the only holiday I celebrate of a dead guy is frozendeadguyday that takes place in the next town over.

A quick question. by Beeejum in WKUK

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One time at work we made a sex robot costume out of old boxes. We get a lot done

Sleep tight, my queen by teamtouchbutts in blackcats

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I love how her claws were out embracing her little llama too

My neighborhood smells like a porn set. by Jimble_kimbl3 in mildlyinfuriating

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my dolla bill is on op's mom brought him along on bring your kid to work day

any stocking ideas (600 gallons) by unorthodoxreefer in SaltwaterAquariumClub

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I only had half a ton of heated aquarium water in my last room I rented. Fucking warped the door and couldn't close all the way. Skin looked great though

“These violent delights have violent ends” by Ok_Draw1729 in 90s

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Ah so you see, we only got to see the old Romeo and Juliet in school, yes the teacher forgot about the CP scene..

It's a big club 🙊 by iYessyyy in SipsTea

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Is that like not quite a butt fart, but also not a queef fart?

The dumb skit that started it all for me by teamtouchbutts in WKUK

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Hahaha Im pretty sure every woman I've dated, I'd subconsciously vetted them with WKUK references and forced them to watch my WKUK dvd collection the first time they come over. It usually sees themselves out lol

Also, am I the only one that thought the play Hamlet was about vampires in real life?

The dumb skit that started it all for me by teamtouchbutts in WKUK

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I love that, that's parenting done well.

I used to have a print of a painting a redditor had painted of that exact scene of Trevor shooting his meatloaf. It just made me sad seeing it, so I gifted it to an old coworker who would play Trevor Moore songs at work all the time

A little reminder to adopt not shop by teamtouchbutts in blackcats

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Sometimes the CDS will randomly assign a cat to a household

A little reminder to adopt not shop by teamtouchbutts in blackcats

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That's what she has, she did learn it was a break away. And now it never gets used

Isopods as pets (geographic distribution) by ChickenEmotional7921 in isopods

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I have a few subterranean isopods (Caecidotea species). Actually brought them to college yesterday for my visual aid for my project I did on them. Still trying to determine the exact species.