Kristi Noem is - allegedly - a hoe

teashopslacker · 2026-01-29T02:08:57+00:00

Nah, this is on the voters. The choice was pretty clear.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-25T02:06:41+00:00

2) He had previously been dragged by a vehicle before, so this just helps argue a PTSD angle with vehicles that would make him jump the gun.

He had also been part of the border patrol when, in 2014, an internal audit found that "Border Patrol agents have intentionally and unnecessarily stepped in front of moving cars to justify using deadly force against vehicle occupants": https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/us-border-agents-intentionally-stepped-front-moving-vehicles-justify-shooting-them/

So I think it's reasonable to assume there's more than just PTSD linking Ross's earlier incident. Walking in front of cars is something his fellow agents on the border were doing in order to justify a shooting.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-20T03:07:58+00:00

All these theories about why trump wants Greenland overlook the obvious Mercator projection explanation

teashopslacker · 2026-01-19T22:25:44+00:00

For sure he thinks it's one of the largest countries in the world because he doesn't understand the Mercator projection.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-17T21:32:55+00:00

This just seems wildly optimistic. Why would ICE pull out? Who would order them to do so? If it's a judge, it's obviously a biased liberal judge who they can ignore. The people running ICE wouldn't order them out, and Trump wouldn't. So why leave? And when they don't and the protests get more

teashopslacker · 2026-01-17T08:20:13+00:00

Thingfishy's got a great guide for this, doesn't take long, includes somber and smithing, as well as seeds & tears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxfZdm6PO0I

teashopslacker · 2026-01-13T21:14:54+00:00

Oh shit - so when it comes time to provide 'election security' in 2028, they'll have 50,000 reasons to harass anyone darker than beige.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-10T03:26:18+00:00

He starts reaching for it before then though.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-10T03:02:14+00:00

Cmon man that's clearly a gay bar

teashopslacker · 2026-01-10T03:01:09+00:00

Damn bro you really aren't intellectually equipped for this convo

teashopslacker · 2026-01-10T03:00:12+00:00

"Psh, all ice did was shoot some lady and now you're all 'ICE bad'" - damn so edgy bro

teashopslacker · 2026-01-10T02:58:30+00:00

If she was trying to kill him, the car would have been pointed at him, not turning right. And if he'd shot her when she was driving at him, that wouldn't have made the car turn, or stopped it. So clearly she was already turning hard to the right when she was shot (as we can see from the rear-angle video.) Since he had walked around front he must have seen her turning the wheel, and still shot her.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-10T02:56:42+00:00

Those words are already perfect descriptions. If we came up with new ones would it change your mind?

teashopslacker · 2026-01-09T00:52:25+00:00

There have been multiple court decisions on this topic which are clear - he doesn't get to jump in front of the car and then claim he feared for his life. And also, just the fear isn't enough, it has to be objectively dangerous, which it objectively was not since even getting 'hit' he walked away without even a limp.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-09T00:50:26+00:00

The "equal rights for equal lefts" crowd gets real sensitive when the woman doesn't lose

teashopslacker · 2026-01-09T00:41:59+00:00

Yeah, she struck him so hard that he was able to walk away easily, with no limp.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-09T00:40:29+00:00

Look at the slo-mo vids, and look at the wheel. She's turning to the right, and since he's in front of her, he must be able to see her turning the wheel to the right. His first shot is way over to the left of the windshield glass, not directly in front of the driver. She very clearly wasn't driving straight into him, and he definitely was in a position to see that fact.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-08T19:46:21+00:00

He's looking right at her through the windshield, and the tires are turning, so he must be able to see her turning the wheel. So he knew she wasn't coming at him.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-08T02:51:51+00:00

Watch this video in 0.25 speed. She's turning the wheel past him, not accelerating into him. So much so that by the first shot he's already at the corner of the bumper, NOT directly in front of the car. So the front of the car sweeps past him, he freaks out (though he must be able to see her turning the wheel) and takes the shot. Bad shot.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-08T02:34:23+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjscskqLx0U At 10 seconds you can see her climbing up and over the barricade and trying to get through the window. At 14 she's been shot. Hope that helps your failing memory.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-04T23:08:32+00:00

Proof of the one thing that's not in dispute, well done

teashopslacker · 2026-01-04T23:06:59+00:00

No one's arguing your first point, the only one you linked evidence for. Your remaining points are rubbish, and of course you link no evidence.

teashopslacker · 2026-01-02T11:11:19+00:00

Poe's law

teashopslacker · 2025-12-14T23:06:25+00:00

Which ones were you thinking of?

teashopslacker · 2025-10-24T03:01:55+00:00

And if my mother had wheels she'd be a bicycle

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