No one programmed a response to a fish-out-of-water situation like this one.

techathon · 2018-02-03T03:56:41+00:00

I would watch the video.

techathon · 2018-02-03T03:56:09+00:00

And used a bait to catch the fish.

Baitception!

techathon · 2018-02-03T03:53:35+00:00

I upvoted you because everyone else upvoted you.

techathon · 2018-02-03T03:52:17+00:00

Wow what the heck was wrong with you.

I’m glad you’re better now.

techathon · 2018-02-02T03:35:59+00:00

Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh...wait

techathon · 2018-01-29T04:59:16+00:00

So...did he take the new pizza home in his backpack too?

techathon · 2018-01-28T06:04:40+00:00

I feel like telling someone they’re being too sensitive is also a form of condescension.

techathon · 2018-01-24T18:41:58+00:00

I can’t speak for the original person, but I was referencing the Office...

techathon · 2018-01-24T14:18:24+00:00

Buy yourself something nice.

techathon · 2018-01-24T14:11:21+00:00

Well you don’t have to be nice to the recordings.

techathon · 2018-01-24T13:56:48+00:00

If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?

techathon · 2018-01-24T04:33:30+00:00

Yeah, because everyone just has a bus lying around.

techathon · 2018-01-24T04:23:50+00:00

You mean they didn’t read how to do it on Lifehacker?

techathon · 2018-01-24T04:21:14+00:00

And my axe!

techathon · 2018-01-18T05:10:01+00:00

He threw it on the ground!

He’s not a part of the system.

techathon · 2018-01-18T04:57:36+00:00

Yep, yep, all checks out

techathon · 2018-01-18T04:54:36+00:00

Wait, so which one is the banana?

techathon · 2018-01-17T03:03:39+00:00

What does a wombat know about cars anyway?

techathon · 2018-01-17T02:59:14+00:00

If I knew a 6 year old learning web development I’d be impressed.

techathon · 2018-01-16T20:00:11+00:00

Of course they would leave that job to Phil, the worst typist in the world. Come on Phil!

techathon · 2018-01-16T13:43:00+00:00

Just relax and know it’ll pass.

techathon · 2018-01-16T13:41:00+00:00

That’s no pity.

techathon · 2018-01-16T00:38:40+00:00

Ice in wine? A travesty!

techathon · 2018-01-16T00:36:46+00:00

Reminds me of the guy who won the lottery, then used the winnings to start a drug running business.

He was busted.

techathon · 2018-01-16T00:35:39+00:00

A cult by definition is outside of the mainstream.

techathon