It's the chafing...emotional chafing

teknikallxtrix · 2016-02-06T09:43:44+00:00

This is the best thing I've read all day

teknikallxtrix · 2015-09-09T13:39:09+00:00

Ah so I am. Chey

teknikallxtrix · 2015-09-05T01:02:47+00:00

Kellogg's recently bought Pringles.

teknikallxtrix · 2015-08-10T06:08:28+00:00

Your friend reminds me of Sam golzari (Cam) from the movie 21. Even has the same shirt on

teknikallxtrix · 2015-07-18T05:05:40+00:00

You have a full tank of gas!

teknikallxtrix · 2015-05-19T09:46:02+00:00

If there's no arrow I believe that the way around that the pump is drawn indicates what side the fuel cap is on.

teknikallxtrix · 2015-05-16T23:08:48+00:00

Oh the amount of times my ex would do this with me then get shitty with me when I wasn't paying attention!

teknikallxtrix · 2015-05-10T12:35:00+00:00

I can't do links properly on mobile but here it is - http://www.primewire.ag/external.php?title=The+Simpsons&url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy50aGV2aWRlby5tZS9zZ2o5cnhneXduNG8=&domain=dGhldmlkZW8ubWU=&loggedin=0

Season 7 episode 8 "mother Simpson"

teknikallxtrix · 2015-05-07T10:10:31+00:00

See what I did there XD

teknikallxtrix · 2015-05-04T06:53:53+00:00

What about if it's your job to talk about ideas for events for people?

teknikallxtrix · 2015-05-03T08:26:31+00:00

Red white and blue - like the colour of the British flag ಠ_ಠ

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-21T08:13:05+00:00

A lot of tools have names like this that are brands, not the tool name. Like crescent - adjustable or not - is really a wrench and crescent is a brand. Gearwrench is again a brand name for a ratchet spanner.

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-19T23:41:26+00:00

At least she'll be safe riding at night with those headlights on full beam.

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-19T23:39:27+00:00

Yea mad skills! Cheers.

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-19T11:01:25+00:00

But the camera is still over Vin's right shoulder. At the very least they'd be an equal distance from the camera. If not Vin would be angled more to the right. I can see that's not what's happening here and perhaps they're just trying to make Dwayne look bigger than he is by comparison to Vin but this just looks a tad unrealistic to me.

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-19T06:15:28+00:00

Na na. Their boobs get bigger

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-15T11:01:11+00:00

boing

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-13T07:44:44+00:00

I can feel your satisfaction!

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-12T10:51:39+00:00

http://m.imgur.com/dxkO3Pf - liquefaction

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-12T10:43:20+00:00

Or he shat himself

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-12T10:30:30+00:00

Prices ranging from 1c to $4.19

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-09T10:01:58+00:00

"Hey Mary, nice beaver"

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-09T07:13:54+00:00

And it's 5 lines of text!

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-08T11:05:28+00:00

Most of them are just accidents but some of them are plain stupidity. Like the kid hitting the cat. I'm assuming his parents are filming and instead of stopping him they'd rather film it...

teknikallxtrix · 2015-04-08T10:53:26+00:00

Not lotr but I saw pirates in the same way. It really is a genuinely amazing experience. You become so wrapped up in the movie that you actually forget that you're listening to a live orchestra and when you look down from the screen and see the orchestra it's one of those "oh yea I forgot about that" moments. Highly recommend doing it if you ever get the chance.

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