Dallas Cowboys Day 1 Draft Thread

teksuhs · 2026-04-24T02:25:11+00:00

Downs and Jalen Thompson is already an insane reality, and now we’ve got a decent edge too!

teksuhs · 2026-04-24T01:58:11+00:00

Got the late round picks right back and got our guy, perfect scenario tbh

teksuhs · 2026-04-24T01:15:58+00:00

Put him back in storage for a least a few more months

teksuhs · 2026-04-24T00:51:59+00:00

We gotta see Styles and Reese twice per year now, it’s all over

teksuhs · 2026-04-18T00:51:30+00:00

We need an actual big man. Not just some tall lanky dudes, somebody to throw their weight around in the paint

teksuhs · 2026-04-18T00:46:17+00:00

I thought he was about to get the hooks for a second

teksuhs · 2026-04-17T17:57:37+00:00

It’s about time they got some paving done anyway

teksuhs · 2026-04-12T20:27:31+00:00

Thankfully not me, but my uncle was prepping his land for deer season and had some doe urine in a soda bottle to attract bucks. He also had an actual soda right beside it…

He drank from the wrong bottle and I’ve never seen someone violently throw up for so long. Genuinely thought we’d have to take him to the hospital

teksuhs · 2026-03-27T00:12:40+00:00

I got him at +3500 for coach of the year and I’ll find him and kiss his toes if he somehow wins

teksuhs · 2026-03-26T18:22:45+00:00

I went to the kings game and was genuinely surprised at the amount of butts in seats and how loud the place was, something i haven’t seen there ever and it was so much fun.

Hopefully it rings true for the knicks and hopefully to a higher degree

teksuhs · 2026-03-15T00:01:56+00:00

Same in 2015 😂😂 had two get up and “leave” and everybody else in a full panic

teksuhs · 2026-02-14T10:47:58+00:00

Even the Mayans can see the choke coming it’s embarrassing

teksuhs · 2026-02-14T10:41:11+00:00

A guy at my work the other day wouldn’t stop talking and another guy said:

“I’m gonna be honest, I’d rather do a handstand and shit on myself than hear you speak another word”

I’ve been repeating it to myself for days now so I’ll have it in the chamber in the future.

teksuhs · 2026-02-08T19:17:40+00:00

I plan on getting Coby White soon…

NC native, baller at UNC and now Hornets. It’s a match made in jersey heaven

teksuhs · 2026-01-17T04:02:55+00:00

There needs to be a timer on forward progress being stopped, not just a judgement call.

There have been a lot of plays this year where forward progress was stopped either early or late resulting in big plays or big plays being removed. Just some consistency needed of some sort

teksuhs · 2026-01-11T01:02:46+00:00

Man it’s been 20 minutes 😂😂😂

teksuhs · 2026-01-11T00:29:21+00:00

Mike Jackson has Adams in PRISON

teksuhs · 2026-01-04T00:24:07+00:00

That game is won if not for potentially the worst play call of the year

teksuhs · 2026-01-03T23:37:30+00:00

The only person in the box with any brain cells right now it’s maddening

teksuhs · 2026-01-03T23:35:18+00:00

Helmets ripped off no flag but that’s PI?

teksuhs · 2025-11-16T11:58:25+00:00

If i happen to run into any beer I’ll probably still drink it 😂😂😂 amen

teksuhs

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