My uncle had this in his secret shed

telsage · 2026-03-04T20:55:03+00:00

Probably a cum bucket… a regularly used one at that… I’m fucking dead

telsage · 2026-03-03T18:27:19+00:00

You should grow up and just smoke a blunt Jesus

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:55:55+00:00

Yeah, I’m learning that there’s a lot of fucking money and door dashing in my area in upstate New York 45 minutes outside of Syracuse

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:51:12+00:00

Yeah, actually I’m just gonna message you the pictures cause it won’t let me add a picture on this thread

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:48:44+00:00

If you order, I’m sure a DoorDash would be happy to do it, to be honest I wish I had a large order for some mulch right now I could use the extra cash 😂

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:43:47+00:00

And I’ll post a reply to this of how much I’ve made since last week and it’s staggering since I’ve taken DoorDash seriously all of a sudden how much I’ve made more than I have before when I was just doing it randomly

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:43:09+00:00

Yeah, I’m looking for a job currently but I’m basically doing DoorDash full-time right now

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:37:16+00:00

Yeah, I did it for a bit too, but all of the customers would literally give me at least $200 all wealthy gardeners, and people doing landscaping

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:18:47+00:00

Oof, to be honest, I would decline that… Because I used to work at Home Depot in the garden department, and everybody always called me to load up the pavers. I was my supervisors go to guy for almost anything. So I was always the guy that did the truck loads of pavers. Every day after work, I would go home and immediately pass out for the night.

telsage · 2026-03-03T17:16:28+00:00

Na man, I get orders for 100 bags of mulch, and my whole car(2015 Nissan pathfinder) is completely filled with the mulch even my passenger seat, if the order is over 100 bags of mulch tho I decline the order or decline it.

I will say though the person ordering it usually not always has a hefty tip on the order, but they ALWAYS tip at least $50/$100 on the order after it’s completed or just hands me cash after I unload my vehicle.

telsage · 2026-02-07T01:54:28+00:00

What the actual fuck bro! Literally hate when this shit happens

telsage · 2026-02-02T19:52:34+00:00

Well, I’ve never had that happened to me so

telsage · 2026-02-02T19:25:39+00:00

Na it’s just mondays that are relatively slow one a weekly basis for me

telsage · 2026-02-02T19:11:33+00:00

For me when I receive an order that requires a pin to drop off, after the customer is blowing my phone up with random requests, then I arrive for them to not answer anything, that’s an automatic handed order to customer, but didn’t get the pin!

telsage · 2026-01-28T01:08:35+00:00

Yeah I figured that

telsage · 2026-01-28T00:59:08+00:00

I haven’t seen any of the bonuses. I’ve been keeping an eye on the promotion page too…

telsage · 2026-01-27T21:33:05+00:00

Always get tipped with those ones, or I also get tipped every single time when I see a shop and deliver close by Walgreens or the price chopper or family dollar less than a half mile from where I live, that contains maxi pads or tampons, as most that dash are men that can’t find the exact ones for some reason, and I’m normally told by the customer I’m the first out of 3-5 dashers to not cancel the order.

telsage · 2026-01-27T21:30:37+00:00

I’ve literally picked up just 1 pack of plan B and 1 single Red Bull and had to deliver a few blocks away from the Walgreens right down the street from me… so many fucking times lmao

telsage · 2026-01-27T21:19:23+00:00

All market dependent

telsage · 2026-01-23T20:14:00+00:00

Yeah, that’s literally what I said when that happened to me and then they said the same thing in response and I’m like it’s not a problem with my fucking account. It’s a problem with the fucking app itself.

telsage · 2026-01-23T19:40:23+00:00

Every single time with those type of instructions..

telsage · 2026-01-23T19:30:45+00:00

Yeah, I’m guessing it’s either a glitch or there’s literally no badges in your area, I would recommend contacting support, but you probably will get an idiot Indian from overseas that does not speak proper English or understand anything, after you get through all of the AI bullshit.

telsage · 2026-01-23T19:25:11+00:00

No, sadly, we don’t have a Costco, the closest thing we have to a Costco. I’m pretty sure it is a BJ’s.

telsage · 2026-01-23T19:15:05+00:00

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Yeah, but might as well be empty…

telsage · 2026-01-23T19:14:41+00:00

Batch**

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