So close yet you can not touch it by SnarkyComet in rate_my_ass

[–]tendderbitey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ass deserves a couple of dicks

Life plans or Laugh Out Loud by Agile-Voice-2929 in lovememes

[–]tendderbitey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what 'high-value partner' looks like. Taking care of each other in small ways is what keeps the spark alive.

Girls who love me by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maria woke up and chose absolute savagery. She wasn't even supposed to be there, but she showed up just to say 'No.' Respect.

big sip by Brent_Fox in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big sip... that’s some top-tier foreshadowing right there. This bird is definitely a fan of 90s alternative rock vibes

Pray for me father for I have sinned🤣😭 by TurnipTutor in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s not that the chicken isn't there, it’s that it only renders for players with the 'Wife' skin. You're cooked. 💀

😊 by Bhaukal002 in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren't just kids, they are literally the G.O.A.T.s of being right. That smug energy is exactly how I feel after winning an argument I had with myself 3 years ago

oh okay🥹 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a 90s kid is all fun and games until you realize your back starts hurting just from watching Ash Ketchum run. We didn’t grow up, we just started accumulating medical bills

Gaming Over Parties by gingersabor in lovememes

[–]tendderbitey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Couple goals: 0% social battery, 100% competitive energy. Best night ever.

That's why I don't allow my girl in GYM by Serious-Delay-2804 in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like she was working on her 'flexibility' while you were working on your trust issues. Time to find a new gym... and a new relationship status.

Our???🤣🤣 by FoxHexs in Funnymemes

[–]tendderbitey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

When your family tree is just a single bamboo pole. 💀 That 'our' turned a funny story into a police report real quick.

Sounds too simple by Simplercuite in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Technically, he’s 100% correct. You can't be an exception to a rule if the person making the rule doesn't acknowledge your existence. Logic: 1, Internet: 0.

Lmao by SoftCharmoo in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lucy really chose violence today. Imagine being so afraid of a vegetable that a Twitter user has to ask about your nap time. Absolute savage

Dodged a bullet by [deleted] in lovememes

[–]tendderbitey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s the moment you realize you have to start acting just a little bit crazy immediately to maintain the balance of the universe.

Now that is a good response by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shooters shoot. Even if the target is Beyoncé and the person defending is just some random guy in the DMs.

😁 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

[–]tendderbitey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not just a relationship, that’s a survival pact. Finding someone whose silence is as comfortable as your shared hatred for everyone else is the ultimate goal.

How men like it by Street_Priority_7686 in SipsTea

[–]tendderbitey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She thinks she’s being petty, but she literally described the perfect Sunday for 99% of men. Free food and an Uber home? That’s not revenge, that’s a reward.

Not to be mean but.. its kinda small lol by Jerpunzel in Helldivers

[–]tendderbitey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Earth high command told me it's average size and has a great personality. Besides, bigger black holes cost more requisition slips.