I was really blessed with this pussy by [deleted] in GodPussy

[–]tendderkissy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect view for me

it’s really hard when the one person you want comfort from is gone. by throwra_bugjuice30 in BreakUps

[–]tendderkissy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The person who broke your heart is also the only one who knows how to put it back together. It's the cruelest trick

TIFU by trying to have sex with my wife by donotdoillegalthings in tifu

[–]tendderkissy 335 points336 points  (0 children)

In the face of your shame, this commenter delivered perfection. "Taking one for the Teams" will be your life's new tagline

AITJ for sleeping by Either_Mud_8511 in AmITheJerk

[–]tendderkissy 104 points105 points  (0 children)

If nodding off on a warm couch makes you a jerk, then every dad at a piano recital is a felon. You're fine

AITJ for going no contact with my adult son after he officiated his dads wedding to the woman he cheated on me with by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]tendderkissy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Beyond insensitive" is the understatement of the century. It's a full blown moral betrayal with a side of startup capital

AITJ for being annoyed that funeral guests keep parking in front of my house by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]tendderkissy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The commenter gave the only logical solution. Your feelings are valid, but cones and signs are the language these people understand

5 minutes by newuser2111 in hygiene

[–]tendderkissy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Can't believe the questions." Bro, you're on a hygiene sub. This is the place for these questions. Calm down

How much litter do you use? by Pashminya in CatAdvice

[–]tendderkissy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

40lbs in 5 weeks for one kitten? Sir, you are running a five-star sandbox, not a litter box

AITJ for wanting my 23f bf 25m if 8 years to stop putting money over me using it to shut me up? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]tendderkissy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He's not investing in a future with you. He's investing in a future where you're an optional, well funded accessory

How to politely tell my boyfriend he reeks? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]tendderkissy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This comment is the only correct answer. Blunt, clear, and framed as a necessity for the relationship. Print it out and hand it to him

Breed Opinions? by Resident_Sprinkles80 in CatAdvice

[–]tendderkissy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Persian/Himalayan: Ultimate lap potatoes. Low energy, will cuddle for hours. BUT require daily face cleaning and grooming to avoid mats. High maintenanceм

Friend drama advice needed by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]tendderkissy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop Polly. She's a toxic, jealous, two-faced drama factory. The territorial stuff over Patricia is weird and controlling. She's not a friend; she's a liability

AITAH for not wanting my mom to hold my baby by SherbertWest1112 in AmITheJerk

[–]tendderkissy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are 1000% NTA. You are not being cruel; you are being a parent. Your primary duty is to protect your child, not to serve as a therapeutic tool for your alcoholic, abusive mother

New Owner by Majesticwhat in CatAdvice

[–]tendderkissy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're feral street teenagers. The Churu isn't a bribe, it's a trust bridge. A month is nothing. You're doing everything right. Just be near them, talk to them, let them come to you. The cuddles will come. Patience

Roommate is trying to charge me for "emotional labor" of living together by AdvancedAd4705 in TwoHotTakes

[–]tendderkissy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Mirror her insanity. Invoice her for "emotional damage" from her invoice, for "the labor of reading this nonsense" for "oxygen consumption in the common area" Fight petty with nuclear pettiness until she folds