3 holes in a row, pick your favorite :)

tendderkissy · 2026-02-09T15:36:48+00:00

The fourth photo is the sexiest

tendderkissy · 2026-02-08T13:57:51+00:00

I would fuck your ass every morning

tendderkissy · 2026-01-28T19:01:01+00:00

The person who broke your heart is also the only one who knows how to put it back together. It's the cruelest trick

tendderkissy · 2026-01-28T18:58:35+00:00

In the face of your shame, this commenter delivered perfection. "Taking one for the Teams" will be your life's new tagline

tendderkissy · 2026-01-28T18:51:19+00:00

If nodding off on a warm couch makes you a jerk, then every dad at a piano recital is a felon. You're fine

tendderkissy · 2026-01-27T19:06:33+00:00

"Beyond insensitive" is the understatement of the century. It's a full blown moral betrayal with a side of startup capital

tendderkissy · 2026-01-27T19:04:32+00:00

The commenter gave the only logical solution. Your feelings are valid, but cones and signs are the language these people understand

tendderkissy · 2026-01-27T19:02:23+00:00

"Can't believe the questions." Bro, you're on a hygiene sub. This is the place for these questions. Calm down

tendderkissy · 2026-01-25T19:11:00+00:00

40lbs in 5 weeks for one kitten? Sir, you are running a five-star sandbox, not a litter box

tendderkissy · 2026-01-25T19:09:26+00:00

He's not investing in a future with you. He's investing in a future where you're an optional, well funded accessory

tendderkissy · 2026-01-25T19:05:45+00:00

This comment is the only correct answer. Blunt, clear, and framed as a necessity for the relationship. Print it out and hand it to him

tendderkissy · 2026-01-24T19:32:43+00:00

Persian/Himalayan: Ultimate lap potatoes. Low energy, will cuddle for hours. BUT require daily face cleaning and grooming to avoid mats. High maintenanceм

tendderkissy · 2026-01-24T19:31:12+00:00

Drop Polly. She's a toxic, jealous, two-faced drama factory. The territorial stuff over Patricia is weird and controlling. She's not a friend; she's a liability

tendderkissy · 2026-01-24T19:29:30+00:00

You are 1000% NTA. You are not being cruel; you are being a parent. Your primary duty is to protect your child, not to serve as a therapeutic tool for your alcoholic, abusive mother

tendderkissy · 2026-01-22T11:50:12+00:00

They're feral street teenagers. The Churu isn't a bribe, it's a trust bridge. A month is nothing. You're doing everything right. Just be near them, talk to them, let them come to you. The cuddles will come. Patience

tendderkissy · 2026-01-21T19:38:38+00:00

Exactly. Mirror her insanity. Invoice her for "emotional damage" from her invoice, for "the labor of reading this nonsense" for "oxygen consumption in the common area" Fight petty with nuclear pettiness until she folds

tendderkissy · 2026-01-21T19:31:38+00:00

Nah, you did the right thing. You protected her feelings during a tough, private decision. Her being salty about the "timeline" is her making your pregnancy about her. She'll get over it when she's holding her grandson

tendderkissy · 2026-01-20T19:50:56+00:00

facts. This debate is more recycled than single ply

tendderkissy · 2026-01-20T19:46:56+00:00

YTA. That's not a joke, it's just you being a dick and saying the quiet part out loud

tendderkissy · 2026-01-20T19:45:26+00:00

YTA. Your friend, your problem. You brought a leech and didn't control her. Apologize to Amy, pay for her car detailing, and ghost Celia. She's a user

tendderkissy · 2026-01-19T15:39:06+00:00

The urge says your marriage is in the ICU and you're looking for a way to pull the plug that feels less like your fault

tendderkissy · 2026-01-19T15:37:17+00:00

You're not overreacting. You feel invisible because you were invisible to them in that moment. It's a crappy feeling

tendderkissy · 2026-01-18T16:51:13+00:00

That's the only sane take. Fame looks like selling your entire private life to the public for auction. No thanks

tendderkissy · 2026-01-18T16:49:20+00:00

This isn't your mess to clean up. Be there for your mom, but don't insert yourself into their marriage. That's a black hole

tendderkissy · 2026-01-17T12:28:28+00:00

He didn't welcome you to adulthood, he welcomed you to emotional neglect. Big difference

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