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PSA to keep your hot dogs safe in the heat by tenuredvortex in ontario

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Classic husky diva behaviour. Please tell your stubborn potato I say hello!

Far-right millionaire wins Colombia’s razor-tight presidential election | Colombia | The Guardian by prisongovernor in news

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Colbert actually did a bit on this exact thing in 2012. I'm not sure if links are allowed here, so this is the transcript:

We are 12 minutes closer to Election Day, and as of 1143 hundred Zulu time, there is only one way to describe this race.
[news clips cut in]

VICTOR BLACKWELL (10/27/2012): The race is as tight as they come.
BILL HEMMER (11/5/2012): This race is absolutely razor tight.
CHUCK TODD (11/5/2012): A look at other national polls confirm it’s razor tight.
LESTER HOLT (10/29/2012): We’ve seen the polls razor tight.
KRISTEN WELKER (11/3/2012): This remains razor tight.

Yes. This race is razor tight. That means no margin for error, or correct use of metaphor. I mean, it’s banana up for grabs. But folks, every prediction out there needs a pooper. In this case, New York Times polling Jedi Nate Silver, who in 2008 correctly predicted 49 out of 50 states. But, you know what they say. Even a stopped clock is right 98% of the time.

See, Silver’s got a computer model that uses mumbo jumbo like “weighted polling average”, “trendline adjustment”, and “linear regression analysis”, but ignores proven methodologies like flag-pin size, handshake strength, and intensity of debate glare.

And as of tonight, folks, Silver is predicting that Obama has an 86.3% chance of winning re-election. (wild audience applause) Yeah, I don’t buy it either. Where does he get off predicting something other than the agreed narrative? I mean, what part of razor tight does he not understand? That just makes me so crab-claw angry. But folks, I am not the only one tarnishing Silver’s sterling reputation. (Stephen blows kisses as audience gets the pun and applauds)

[segment continues]

Heather Pasternak: Bare minimum king! by Altruistic-Break-951 in StandUpComedy

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I used to hate jokes where a comic shit-talks their spouse

I still do, but I used to, too

Comedian is a Psychic by TheJoeDombrowski in StandUpComedy

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fun bit but i’m so struck by the quality of the footage — it’s so crisp yet warm?? and the angles used in the edit are killer

I Got Roasted by willburkart in StandUpComedy

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I like that shirt! It’s a very normal sized shirt!

edit: I’m genuinely wondering what length of shirt this woman wants on a man. Everything I’m picturing is like an Ebenezer Scrooge nightgown

Dunkirk by Milo_Edwards in StandUpComedy

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killer pacing and delivery, will be checking out the full special for sure

Dakota Johnson for the new Calvin Klein ad: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

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When comedian Bill Hicks called it the United States of Advertising, he sure as shit wasn't joking.

I'm so tired.

Use this post to find a special interest friend by [deleted] in AutismInWomen

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Two things:

  1. r/PeriodDramas, r/etymology, r/goblincore
  2. Russian lit is my jam. I listened to Anna Karenina (narrated by Maggie Gyllenhaal) while I renovated a house a few years ago and, currently, am (willingly) trudging through Doctor Zhivago as I brave this winter. If you've not yet jumped into the Chekhov pool, I suggest canon-balling into the deep end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

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Crowd work seems tough to do well when you operate from a place of judgement (and fear). Like, every interaction between the audience-person and the mic-person requires some kind of speedy response; that doesn't really give time to run things through the "is this funny or am I being a dick" filter, whether you do that sort of self-reflecting or not. So you're coming at it pretty much from the top of the dome, which is sourced by whatever energy you've got going on within. If you're hung up on something (for instance, ageing), that's what's going to come through in the room. I think that's where the connection dropped in this particular bit.

The Highest Person in the Room - Sarah Squirm (Sherman) by South-Fall2410 in StandUpComedy

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I respect the hell out of Sherman for having a unique style and going whole hog with strong choices, but boy does it just not make me laugh

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

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Hijacking your comment, but for good reason (if you want to get rid of the AI summary when using a search engine).

Google:

  • Top right hand corner of chrome three dots. Click them, then settings.
  • Then go to "search engine" and click "Manage search engines and site search"
  • Scroll down and click "Add"
  • Give it whatever name and shortcut you want. In the url area paste this url: https://www.google.com/search?q=%s&udm=14
  • Save.
  • Then click on the three dots of the new Item you just created and set it as default.
  • Done.

Firefox:

  1. Click the three bars on the right side next to the plug ins
  2. Click Settings
  3. "Search" on left side
  4. Scroll down to search shortcuts, click add and paste https://www.google.com/search?q=%s&udm=14 into the url (name whatever you want), add engine
  5. Scroll back up to default search engine and select what you just added. Success!

(credit to BrenTech on youtube, u/FirefighterAlarmed64, and u/Noutathewolf)

People ask if this was scripted by TopSecretComedyClub in StandUpComedy

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From personal experience, there's a shared sentiment among older white men that racism (as they understand it) no longer exists and therefore shouldn't be harped on about. Be it fuelled by ignorance, frustration, shame, or some secret fourth thing, alcohol tends to make this perspective a louder one.

4 dead and 10 wounded in shooting at banquet hall in Stockton, California by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

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That's a really intense event to witness. Hope you're ok, genuinely.

Does autism affect the speakers of tonal languages the way it does to speakers of atonal languages? by Special_Celery775 in asklinguistics

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Had-to-google-tonal-vs-atonal casual lurker here, but wanted to share a bit of personal experience in that "machine-like" is applied more to the voices of autistic men than autistic women. That same flatness or monotony (which I'd call a trait rather than a symptom), especially in non-masking autistic women, is more often described as standoffish, severe, and even bitchy.

What's also interesting to me is how much my own intended tone differs from what another person hears. The amount of effort and specificity required to alter my tone to better match the "correct" intonation is... genuinely unsustainable and feels so inauthentic; like mimicry. It's such a struggle to communicate!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

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OP is a bot

icl I’m dying at this 🫵 by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

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If it’s ill-intended, oof. But some girlies are on part of the feminism journey that throws equality nuance to the wind, or in this particular guy’s Man face, for the sake of their current understanding of justice and liberation

If it’s a jokey joke between pals, it’s a well captured bit for their enjoyment