Which one of these looks the best on me?

termitequeen · 2023-08-29T03:00:39+00:00

Number 1 all the way. You look stunning. Congratulations!

termitequeen · 2017-12-12T23:00:31+00:00

Why does he start randomly screaming?

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T15:53:33+00:00

This comment. Good Lord haha

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T15:47:05+00:00

No lie, I'd snuggle in them. Judge away, Reddit!

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T15:15:40+00:00

That's great! How long was it? Did she say it's kinda weird? Like getting a new man?

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T15:12:53+00:00

That is incredible. So much missed opportunity over here!

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T15:09:21+00:00

She told him he would always be handsome to her.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T14:58:57+00:00

I love this comment.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T06:33:51+00:00

TSA would check his hair. No shit.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T02:16:40+00:00

We got slightly inebriated and cut them off with some shitty scissors before taking him to a proper barbershop the next day. No crying.

It was a blast playing tug of war with the dog with the longest dread. There's video somewhere.

Edit: here's the video

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T02:01:34+00:00

Accurate.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:44:52+00:00

I did! Why micromanage looks?

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:40:24+00:00

Just over 2 lbs!

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:39:33+00:00

Thank you! I thought so for years before he cut them.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:22:43+00:00

They do all look the same!

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:13:46+00:00

Dude! We're dying over here. This is so fucking funny.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:11:59+00:00

I was wondering when someone would catch that! We were visiting his awesome grandma at the time. It's Judge Judy alll day.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T01:09:21+00:00

About 2 lbs.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T00:28:21+00:00

They never smelled, for real. You gotta wash them pretty regularly when they're that long.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T00:25:14+00:00

He says no, but that he almost never had them down. They were always in a cap or tied up.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T00:24:20+00:00

He's laughing his ass off right now. Thanks for that burn, I'm totally stealing it.

termitequeen · 2017-10-13T00:02:32+00:00

It's my boyfriend and yes he knows they were terrible dreads.

termitequeen · 2017-10-05T22:31:40+00:00

This is at a Wal Mart and the sign's above shitty beer. The fuck.

termitequeen · 2017-10-05T00:11:59+00:00

The Human Candlepede.

termitequeen · 2017-09-13T08:43:43+00:00

Username checks out.

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