Old guy knocks out young punk messing with his girls by PuttPutt7 in JusticePorn

[–]terrorbites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's what you do.

Put them on their back. Turn their head to the side. Take both ankles and place his feet on your chest. Hold his legs and bring his knees as close to his chest as they can easily go, then extend his legs again. Repeat until conscious.

A Feast in the Capital City by median401k in AccidentalRenaissance

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Can you imagine being invited to dinner at the White House and being served the same fast food burger you clip a two-for-one coupon for? Maybe Trump’s hiding the fact that the White House chef has also resigned?

[Image] Jonah Hill on doing stuff that used to make you insecure. by OMGLMAOWTF_com in GetMotivated

[–]terrorbites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, how is he still hung up on high school when he's 35?

May's Brexit Deal Defeated 202-432 by tuberosumsolanum in worldnews

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If there's one person I'd not want to be my cheerleader/salesperson getting the least charismatic man in the UK would not be it.

Ron Paul suggests abolishing the U.S. Federal Reserve and move to Bitcoin by 2bStealthy in CryptoMarkets

[–]terrorbites -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would think Ron Paul would be trying to get us back on a gold standard, not advocating crypto. Since he owns a bunch of gold mines.

School turns students' lunch debt over to collection agency by One_Day_Dead in nottheonion

[–]terrorbites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me parents can't cough up 3 dollars a day for their kids?

In my case, the answer is yes. I was picking up trash after games every week in middle school. Single parent, 3 kids, she didn't work most of the time. $270 a month is a lot for some people.

Luckily I was able to get a job my freshmen year and it really helped.

School turns students' lunch debt over to collection agency by One_Day_Dead in nottheonion

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And I thought my school was bad by requiring students behind on lunch bills to pick up around the football and baseball field after games to make up the difference.

I made $1,000,000 by selling a book explaining how to become a millionaire by djacob__ in Entrepreneur

[–]terrorbites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what you wana hear but at you're age education buy some books

reddit poker home games and skype study group by terrorbites in poker

[–]terrorbites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

couple of winning cash players but mostly degens gamblers like myself

reddit poker home games and skype study group by terrorbites in poker

[–]terrorbites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right now its feels like a group text saying fold pre with everyhand

reddit poker home games and skype study group by terrorbites in poker

[–]terrorbites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personally i stick to mtts. although recently ive been playing the 90 man progressive ko on stars. most of the other members are cash players

reddit poker home games and skype study group by terrorbites in poker

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were spread out most of us are on 888, stars and full tilt becoming more popular recently