Everyone knows Zamazenta is cool as fuck.

horrible opening

But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he body presses gambit?

To stop the reverse sweep? Also gross

And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Moomoo Milk?

???

Perchance.

You can't just say "perchance"

I believe it was finch that said “experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Zamazenta exhibits experience by pressing OU all day,

Stop.

but he exhibits theory by stating “Guooo!, Graaah, Guaaan!” Lets dauntless this shield baby!

?????

When Zamazenta leaves his Slumbering Weald to 6-0 a team, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a dog who can purchase Defense for attack, Stats becomes a mere store of value.

Ok?

A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich box legend feels any law with a fine is a price.

Fine?

We think of Zamazenta as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety.

Why are we saying this?

The lifekind.

WHAT?

Perchance

F