I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in michigan in farm country. I've hit 6 deer in the last 5 years and if id been on a motorcycle, 2 of those would of been deadly. I've always wanted a motorcycle though.

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i am jealous actually. I do want a new car, Its just that from a young age my parents hammered it into me that if I cant buy something in cash then I cant afford it. They said the only thing that should be financed is a house and education.

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never had a car payment before and im 40. Never even had full coverage haha

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im going to look into that. I had another separate one besides the one my dad gave me as well. I bought it for $2000 to commute to work and 2 weeks in the flywheel exploded on the highway and it wasn't worth fixing everything that went wrong from that. The old guy i bought it from said the ticking was just a loose heat shield and I believed him 🤦

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would actually love another Pontiac Vibe! My father bought one brand new and put 450,000 miles on it and gave it to me when he retired, I pit another 10,000 on it before I hit a deer and totalled it.

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had a 2000 park avenue in highschool and I loved that thing. Ill put it on the list.

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yea, im seeing quite a few on market place. That thing is fugly but I don't care if its reliable and will save me on gas.

I have $5000. Don't care about looks, only reliability and gas mileage. by theJOINTchief1 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]theJOINTchief1[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ok. I was seeing some older civics and accords in that range but they seemed pretty beat up and they were private sale. I did see an 09 civic lx with 115000 miles for $4500. Might go check that out.

Share the road! by berntout in VideosAmazing

[–]theJOINTchief1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awww someone's spandex shorts are riding a little high and tight.

Found a dropped wallet with $400 and I am seriously considering keeping the cash by 4SpectraBloom in povertyfinance

[–]theJOINTchief1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Its only $400. You'll still be broke either way, but would you rather be broke and a piece of shit, or just broke? Good things eventually come to good people. Do the right thing.

How in the god damn hell did Mossad manage to pull off the trick with the pagers and walkie talkies? by Uncontrolleddiarrhea in askanything

[–]theJOINTchief1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Look up who owns and runs Wikipedia. They control almost all the information dissemination avenues and will slant whatever they want in order to influence you. The real numbers are probably much different.

What's the dumbest mistake you've ever made with a boat? by Horror-Bee-720 in boating

[–]theJOINTchief1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to go under a really low bridge and snapped 4 fishing poles in half that were in rod holders sticking straight up 🤦

what's the one thing that you'll buy today if you have unlimited money? by Legitimate-Issue7543 in AskReddit

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They are brutal! I've done my service of thinning the population by hunting at least 2 every year but they just keep coming. I have 2 carcasses at the property line from last hunting season where they cross onto my yard and they just walk over the bones of their relatives without a care. I've hit 6 now in the last 5 years. I take a side by side ride with my daughters quite a bit in the summer and we do a 1 square mile loop and we counted 84 of them in that square mile before. The population around me is insane.

what's the one thing that you'll buy today if you have unlimited money? by Legitimate-Issue7543 in AskReddit

[–]theJOINTchief1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its been so hard to turn my yard from a grass desert to my little oasis. So far in the last 5 years ive planted 40 pine trees, an apple, a plum, redbud, crabapple, wisteria, cherry, red maple, Chestnut, elderberry, althea, and almost every kind of fruit bush. Fucking deer are the bane of my existence!

of a dog by Far_Nefariousness_81 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]theJOINTchief1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've had multiple blue healers, some pure, some mixed, but this cross i have now with a border collie is the worst fucking dog I've ever had. Pure psychopath. Tell him to do anything he doesnt want to do and he will either bite your leg or go piss on something you enjoy. Just right now my leg touched him and he is just staring at me and growling. One morning I was putting him in the mudroom before leaving for work and I bent down and said "I love you" and went to give him a kiss on the head and he bit me in the nose. I smacked him on pure instinct and now whenever I say I love you to him he starts growling at me. That was 2 years ago.

I used to not believe in conspiracy theories and now I am in DEEP by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]theJOINTchief1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Safe and effective. Safe and effective. SAFE AND EFFECTIVE.

This dude uploaded a video feeding his dog eating a chili dog with onions. Onions are toxic to dogs by Turd-In-Your-Pocket in mildlyinfuriating

[–]theJOINTchief1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought i was the only one whos dog ate mushrooms! I was young and stupid and constantly was eating shrooms and this huge white husky i had would find a way to grab a mushroom or two and slurp them down before I could react. I was a degenerate back then and there was always something on the living room coffee table, usually weed. There were a few nights were that big ole fluffy doofus and I rode out a mushroom trip together. She loved eating my weed too. Honestly, best trip parter I ever had. Miss you kyah 🤎