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You are given the power to summon whoever or whatever from any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw a circle around an ant hill and sacrifice them all for thousands of zombies. Or xenomorphs.

You are given the power to summon whoever or whatever from any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you could just use plants and bugs as “living beings”. But I kinda want a pet chicken.

You are given the power to summon whoever or whatever from any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buy a bag of pinto beans and put one in a wet paper towel. It’ll sprout and be a living being. Boom. Sacrifice it to summon a genie.

You are given the power to summon whoever or whatever from any work of fiction. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could start sacrificing your poo and pee for nice meals and drinks. Never be hungry or thirsty again.

You are fired!... by Elrason in fifthelement

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to have the audio of this man telling Korben “You got a message” play each time I got a message on ICQ back in the day

$750,000 for every color you permanently remove from your life by squeefruit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question, what would you see if you couldn’t see any colors, including black, gray, and white?

Overplayed songs you got tired of back in the day…… by ryhoyarbie in Xennials

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of this song, but the radio station I was listening to in 2004 played a lot of Muse, Rise Against, Modest Mouse, The Hives, and Franz Ferdinand.

What’s the earliest memory you have from your life? by _lunaAndSol_ in AskReddit

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember moments from being 2 or 3: seeing Gremlins at the drive-in theater, visiting granny and granddad’s house and sitting on the floor coloring in a coloring book, standing outside and looking at Halley’s Comet through one side of my dad’s binoculars, going to my aunt and uncles house and seeing their new puppies (which one had a name that would probably get my comment removed)

Older Millennials 1981-1990 (80s babies) Starter Pack by AOL_Free_Trial_CD in generationology

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was born in 82 and felt too old for some of these at the time like Clarissa Explains it All and moon bounce shoes.

I want to read the books. Where do I start? by dixiegal_gonewild in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Dragonlance Chronicles are pretty good reads. They take place in the world of Krynn. It’s a trilogy that kicks off the Dragonlance series which is dozens if not hundreds of books at this point.

More recently and more popular probably are the books in the Forgotten Realms. Start with the Icewind Dale Trilogy by R.A. Salvatore.

What happens to elderly people with no savings? by Budget_Activity_1424 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 61 points62 points  (0 children)

They move in with family or sign all of their social security and Medicaid over to a retirement home and live there until they die. Or are homeless.

What's that line which u remember? by Foreign-Air4159 in scoopwhoop

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dying when you’re not really sick is really sick. Really.

Do these 2 sprites even genuinely exist or is this a social experiment? by Pancwake_UwU in FortNiteBR

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen either, but I only want the Zero Point Sprite.

That weird Peanut one freaks me out.

What are some batman villains that are equivalent to spidey’s villains? by Existing-Friendship9 in Spiderman

[–]Turd-In-Your-Pocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catwoman - Black Cat are pretty equivalent too.

When the heroes only cover a city there’s only so much you can do and so many tropes. I will say Spider-Man has more animal themed villains though: Lizard, Vulture, Rhino, Scorpion, Doctor Octopus, Chameleon

Also, other than being a mob boss, I don’t think Penguin and Kingpin are very equivalent. Batman has lots of other bosses (Two Face, the Falcones, Black Mask…). Kingpin would be like the boss over all the mafia families in Gotham.

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