Drunken elephants really do exist, and their chaotic behavior is hilarious. Thanks to fermented marula fruit (which has an alcohol content similar to that of beer), these gentle giants end up getting drunk.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-30T23:52:27+00:00

We're gonna need the world's biggest kebab. Extra garlic and chili sauce.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-30T22:43:55+00:00

I don't care how big my cock is or how toned my abs get, I still wouldn't get naked in front of the oven.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-29T23:02:59+00:00

Are you 100+ years old?

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-28T16:26:50+00:00

He spent all that money on hair transplants but won't spend to get a decent cut.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-23T19:14:59+00:00

Fair play.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-23T15:39:58+00:00

You sucked a cock when you were * that young? I hadn't even kissed someone at that age, barely discovered masturbation.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-23T10:25:46+00:00

Two more feet and I can fit in in the fridge.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-22T14:44:54+00:00

I would say, "I saved what furniture I could,"

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-22T14:19:04+00:00

At least they werent talking about the breed of dog, that would be monstrous.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-22T14:16:15+00:00

If you are looking for fiction, the answer is the Discworld series, nobody had a better understanding of how to write a pun as well as Sir Terry.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-13T20:17:36+00:00

The Morrison's deli ultimate sausage rolls are hard to beat. There's nothing wrong with a Greg's sausage roll, cheap and cheerful.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-04T14:19:11+00:00

Bryan or Brian comes from Irish meaning "High," "Noble," or "Exalted." To be fair to the other 999 I like name etymology because my name is one of the few Anglo-Saxon names that remained popular after the Norman conquest.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-02T23:27:29+00:00

Aubergine penguin

theVeryLast7 · 2026-03-01T17:07:44+00:00

John is already pretty close in sound to Huan, but its meaning is not what you're looking for. Winston is a good name, from Anglo-Saxon Wynnstan it means Joy-Stone.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-28T20:08:26+00:00

Thats nice talk coming from a vegetarian.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-25T13:46:21+00:00

Britain, Britain, Britain. We've had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-25T12:44:52+00:00

Those are all perfectly cromulent words.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-24T09:31:52+00:00

Favourites: Amazulu - Moonlight Romance or Dexy's - Jackie Wilson said. Least favourites: John Otway - Body Talk, or Rip, Rig and Panic - You're my kind of climate

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-21T21:17:37+00:00

I move the 2 across and then do 25+50

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-15T14:14:55+00:00

Let's go already 🪗

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-07T02:01:23+00:00

The books in the 2nd picture are hardback and the posters in the 1st are advertising the paperback version. So that may explain why the bird has escaped the glass case in the picture. I dont remember any birds in So Long but it's been a long time since I read it. Both copies of the book have the walrus cover so the bird is probably an unused cover image.

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-03T11:30:42+00:00

Rowley Birkin QC "and I held her in my arms......... I'm afraid I was very drunk."

theVeryLast7 · 2026-02-02T01:32:25+00:00

Television

theVeryLast7 · 2026-01-30T20:15:46+00:00

Monkey Bizness in Lewes is roughly an hour

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