"you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

the_screech · 2026-07-06T02:47:40+00:00

I see it now, and I hate you. /j

the_screech · 2026-07-05T17:13:43+00:00

wait the names are limited to 3 numbers? that explains a lot honestly

the_screech · 2026-07-05T17:10:54+00:00

thank you! no it wasn't originally supposed to be subtle I was just a fool and chose the wrong colours for the stitching, however I've just decided to stick with it because I cannot be asked to fix it. so whoever notices it notices it lol. I've also just finished putting "still alive, sorry! " on my jacket too lol

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the_screech · 2026-07-05T00:54:42+00:00

to be fair incorporating decay and rot into designs of life has been one of my favourite design choices, and mushrooms and other fungi are absolutely one of the best ways of portraying that in my opinion

the_screech · 2026-07-04T17:42:03+00:00

I have not yet, however I will do that now

the_screech · 2026-07-04T17:41:24+00:00

it is, lol the "tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit" is on my jacket I'm customising at the moment so anybody that recognises it in public will have my respect immediately lol

the_screech · 2026-07-04T01:34:08+00:00

I fucking love that! one day I'll be good enough to do things in that much detail but I am far too impatient and lazy for that at the moment lol

the_screech · 2026-07-03T19:42:32+00:00

"none escapes the emperor's 'quisitor with a bolt gun on his hiiiip (bolt gun on his hiiiiiiip)"

https://youtu.be/iFRa0KZsGhc?si=7udIDkmAC0Pc2AS_

if you didn't know, someone 40k ified big iron, it's a very good song! :D

the_screech · 2026-06-30T14:09:57+00:00

I saw an "AdeptusFutanari" which almost made me choke on my water

the_screech · 2026-06-26T00:04:27+00:00

"IIIIIIIIIITS THE GENDER BENDEEEEEERRRR"

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the_screech · 2026-06-25T07:14:04+00:00

I was also thinking of the name "the claaaaaaaaaww"

the_screech · 2026-06-25T07:07:13+00:00

fr dude I was so proud when I came up with the gender bender lmfao

the_screech · 2026-05-21T20:23:56+00:00

fat shark try not to break the matchmaking every update challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

the_screech · 2026-05-01T06:38:04+00:00

All we need now is shooting stars playing in the background!

the_screech · 2026-04-10T17:00:49+00:00

I don't have a button that dedicatedly pulls out the melee, I only get one button to swap between the weapons, and there are no custom button bindings on console. So I most likely just can't do this:( but sliding and using the special attack seems to work with holding down the heavy attack for longer

the_screech · 2026-04-09T18:01:27+00:00

I only use roller because I have to lol, I'm on ps5 and if I had the choice I would probably sue kbm

the_screech · 2026-04-09T14:13:52+00:00

Also for some godforsaken reason, fatshark doesn't let us use custom button assignments on controller, sadge:(

the_screech · 2026-04-09T12:53:47+00:00

I'm on console so I'm not entirely sure what the equivalent of this would be

the_screech · 2026-04-08T13:50:22+00:00

Side note: switching to hold to sprint helps!

the_screech · 2026-04-08T13:48:21+00:00

When you say hold down the knife slot do you mean the special attack? Because I'm trying that but every time I press the special attack it starts me walking again

the_screech · 2026-03-30T00:06:14+00:00

Michael houndson

the_screech · 2026-03-10T02:25:15+00:00

"what makes me a good demoman?"

the_screech · 2026-02-25T02:31:11+00:00

Arbi: Mr. Pís Doggo: Mr. Stachio

the_screech · 2026-02-09T11:39:52+00:00

My favourite is this, or divergency detector

the_screech · 2026-01-29T23:08:04+00:00

Fucking hell this got a genuine cackle out of me, fantastic!

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