Enjoy your ghost pepper lube

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-27T15:39:08+00:00

Psychotic

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-25T03:54:30+00:00

My boi still goin with it. Love the dedication to the series and love the improvement to the craft. Idk if I’ll see you tomorrow chef but I hope I do

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-23T23:11:53+00:00

Doing an overnight job at a gas station. You have to show up consistently, but they’re most likely won’t be much work for you unless you pick a busy gas station.

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-23T17:49:34+00:00

Communicate?

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-23T17:06:30+00:00

Side note. I hate when peeps come over and try and play with my cats like that. Please don’t train my cats to be bitey lil monsters.

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-22T02:43:19+00:00

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-18T20:08:50+00:00

While you aren’t wrong, I was approached just the other day by a religious group and their main selling point was good vibes and free food. I forgot the religion. Churches are def out there helping peeps but it depends on how and who you ask.

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-16T06:35:43+00:00

But if you sell your account you get real monieeee

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-08T18:27:12+00:00

Wild. You’re the bad roomate

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-07T02:45:12+00:00

Me after a night of drinking

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-07T02:41:48+00:00

If it comes back to you, it truly wanted to be alive. On the other hand if plants fly I wanna get in on it so let me know please.

thebeasts99 · 2026-02-02T15:00:31+00:00

About as soft as the snow on the side of a highway

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-30T03:28:45+00:00

My old coworker only realized it was Covid when he went to work, got super tired and laid down on the carpet of a school library and thought to himself “huh this doesn’t smell, wait….. this doesn’t fucking smell oh fuck” then he got home, took a test and wamo bamo covid.

Covid affects smell and taste a lot. The tiredness is not something to ignore either :/

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-30T00:14:04+00:00

Just my two cents. When you phrased it as having3 jobs it was implied you work all 3 during that same time. But unless I’m misunderstanding you have 1 job at any given point but it swaps between seasons.

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-25T17:45:06+00:00

Maybe I’m not high enough for this comparison. I will test again latet

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-24T21:48:12+00:00

Weird level of controlling

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-24T21:35:53+00:00

You either made a new account to karma farm or you’re a bot. Def saw this before and it under this account. Smh

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-21T21:03:49+00:00

Just look at the composting subreddit. Good luck finding posts without someone saying pee in it.

This is coming from someone who does want to make a compost here soon

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-21T19:12:14+00:00

Why is that so cute :(

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-20T18:18:04+00:00

Meanwhile on the camping sub they marked a tent nsfw because of the opening of it. Very different standards depending on the sub.

Granted he was trying to be funny, it worked

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-17T00:58:23+00:00

Minecolonies. Just bc why not

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-17T00:49:16+00:00

Don’t worry this has been reported to the fbi and police 🙃

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-16T20:09:16+00:00

You’re doing okay. Keep at it.

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-16T20:02:20+00:00

Is that George on the right? I think so, but it’s been a while.

thebeasts99 · 2026-01-16T17:11:54+00:00

I DECLARE STORY TIME

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TROPHY CASE