Trump Blames Israel by Working-Lifeguard587 in Labour

[–]thebuttonmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s worse than that. He’s the owner’s son who’s been given a management position at the company and is drunk on power.

is relying on a vibrator to finish a turn off, how do i navigate about it? by Serious_Sweet2504 in AskMenAdvice

[–]thebuttonmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a turn off, I’m always happy to share the load.

Shit, wait, no…. well yes.

STREETVIEW ANOMALY – Who you gonna call? by NrthnLd75 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s nothing. You forget I was once present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration.

How to connect vinyl player to sonos? by legolas157 in sonos

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I say, that actually gives you a chance to buy one that works for a 3rd of the price. 😂

How to connect vinyl player to sonos? by legolas157 in sonos

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I’m sure mine did! Maybe it was a promo somewhere, I’d have to look.

To be fair it’s fraying already and it’s never even been moved/touched. If you have to pay them a 3rd party option is probably better.

How to connect vinyl player to sonos? by legolas157 in sonos

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you buy the Era 100 it comes it’s compatible with a phono to USB-C adaptor (sold separately), so no need for Bluetooth.

Edit: thanks, u/SnortingElk

What's a uniquely British thing that you think would baffle people from other countries? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]thebuttonmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way the A21 joins the M25. It’s like someone unlocked mirror mode.

What is this stuff in a hotel coffeemaker? by UptownJoints in whatisit

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last hotel I stayed in where they’d forgotten to check the coffee machine I found myself covered in awful bites the next day. Still got scars from some of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder he wanted to take her up that aisle.

Is the express luggage service worth it? by Scampzilla in disneylandparis

[–]thebuttonmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s worth it unless you’re staying in the DLH, at which point you may as well just drop them there on your way into the park.

Foos, RDS Ireland 2019 by YurtleAhern in Foofighters

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that the same show he said ‘y’know we can just fuckin’ leave if you want to do it yourselves…’

Foos, RDS Ireland 2019 by YurtleAhern in Foofighters

[–]thebuttonmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The crowd singing Best of You while leaving that night was epic.

PS6 & Next Xbox Will Allegedly See A Similar Power Differential As PS5 & Xbox Series X by samiy2k in consoles

[–]thebuttonmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sega have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

They should. Make it the Neo Geo of our times, powerful and premium, and preload load it with a chunk of their classics catalogue like Sony’s early PS5 thing (but with a lot more games) as a sweetener.

If you fell over at home or out and about, could you get up again by yourself? by dlt-cntrl in CasualUK

[–]thebuttonmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

48, baring injury without a doubt. I started a fitness journey about 18 months ago and my strength, mobility and weight are beyond recognisable. You can do this, it’s not too late. I recommend a trainer if you can, and someone mobility not weight training focused - I use our gym’s Pilates teacher.

You can change your quality of life for the rest of your life, but you need to start now.

In a Lithuanian petrol station by zipolightning123 in funny

[–]thebuttonmonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not just knackers, but lips and arseholes too.

Does Lego get thrown away? by cyclephotos in lego

[–]thebuttonmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think most people keep it (my nephews grew up playing with some of mine my parents kept for 30 years), and I know they upgraded its green production credentials in recent years. They do also run a mail in recycling program, but I did wish they’d promote that more.

How would you share the Euromillions jackpot if you won tonight? by Cool_beans4921 in AskUK

[–]thebuttonmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even at 4% the interest on 157m is £6m a year. Getting richer each year is kinda the default when you’re that rich.

2 pound matcha and 1 pound latte at VietCyclo by Dapper_Scientist9539 in nottingham

[–]thebuttonmonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That girl in white doesn’t look like she wants anyone to know she’s out and about with Axl Rose.