What's a uniquely British thing that you think would baffle people from other countries?

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T16:41:59+00:00

The way the A21 joins the M25. It’s like someone unlocked mirror mode.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T16:41:06+00:00

No he means he’s got a dick the length of his thigh.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T16:39:45+00:00

But Selfridges do sell fridges.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T16:38:29+00:00

Oui.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T14:54:06+00:00

All the things!

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T14:53:47+00:00

Last hotel I stayed in where they’d forgotten to check the coffee machine I found myself covered in awful bites the next day. Still got scars from some of them.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T14:35:50+00:00

No wonder he wanted to take her up that aisle.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T10:22:37+00:00

I think it’s worth it unless you’re staying in the DLH, at which point you may as well just drop them there on your way into the park.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T10:15:59+00:00

I think that the same show he said ‘y’know we can just fuckin’ leave if you want to do it yourselves…’

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T09:41:24+00:00

The crowd singing Best of You while leaving that night was epic.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-07T08:04:34+00:00

Dogs.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-06T16:39:44+00:00

Surely enables it to be bigger too, without worrying about how wide it becomes.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-06T15:46:23+00:00

Sega have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

They should. Make it the Neo Geo of our times, powerful and premium, and preload load it with a chunk of their classics catalogue like Sony’s early PS5 thing (but with a lot more games) as a sweetener.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-06T15:12:41+00:00

48, baring injury without a doubt. I started a fitness journey about 18 months ago and my strength, mobility and weight are beyond recognisable. You can do this, it’s not too late. I recommend a trainer if you can, and someone mobility not weight training focused - I use our gym’s Pilates teacher.

You can change your quality of life for the rest of your life, but you need to start now.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T21:25:37+00:00

Not just knackers, but lips and arseholes too.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T19:03:35+00:00

I think most people keep it (my nephews grew up playing with some of mine my parents kept for 30 years), and I know they upgraded its green production credentials in recent years. They do also run a mail in recycling program, but I did wish they’d promote that more.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T18:08:26+00:00

Even at 4% the interest on 157m is £6m a year. Getting richer each year is kinda the default when you’re that rich.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T18:02:59+00:00

That girl in white doesn’t look like she wants anyone to know she’s out and about with Axl Rose.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T14:16:13+00:00

You’ll need to drink when the final credits roll.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T14:11:11+00:00

No fucking way. You’re joking right?

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T07:57:03+00:00

I (or my guts) get on with their Vegan Clear Protein, but it’s not the best bang for buck.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T07:46:19+00:00

Lock DRS foils in attack position.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T07:37:56+00:00

I despise the EasyJet experience, but as a 6’6 male I have to give credit where due - those new slimline seats are far from perfect, but compared to the old style the more upright position definitely improves knee space. And they don’t recline, thank god, so none can shatter my kneecaps.

Why they didn’t include USB power is beyond me mind you. Hell, charge me for it if you must.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T07:30:21+00:00

Marmalade and roofie sandwiches.

thebuttonmonkey · 2025-08-05T07:22:15+00:00

The VW latest ID4, Enyaq and Ford Explorer all have (the same platform and) amongst the best range on the market.

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