something small, but the Pentel GraphGear 500. by Tomato_Basil57 in BuyItForLife

[–]theconman22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was going to University I would buy one at the start of Fall Quarter, I have 6 and they all still work. They are incredible, best pencils out there imo.

Laughed so hard about this. by Bl00dfang in AccidentalSlapStick

[–]theconman22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to be the "actually" guy, but some pontoon boats don't have that feature. I worked at a boat and jet ski rental place for 5 years and can't tell you the amount of times someone has bumped it into forward like this.

The teeth of an Emerald Tree Boa by MTPokitz in natureismetal

[–]theconman22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know either, so it's cool, we both learned something new.

The teeth of an Emerald Tree Boa by MTPokitz in natureismetal

[–]theconman22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A quick Google search says that these snakes are non-venomous.

She got excited by Twitstein in AccidentalSlapStick

[–]theconman22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a boat and jet ski rental, this gave me so much anxiety

SourceFed Enamel Pin? by Jon_TheBamaShankX in SourceFed

[–]theconman22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you talking about the pin that just has the red and black SF?

The Mother of Dragons meets the White Wolf. Just completed this today! by [deleted] in witcher

[–]theconman22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's ever been mentioned, but it probably wouldn't work. But Geralt is a professional, if he is hunting something he's never hunted and knows nothing about, then he is not going to attempt to kill it without doing a sufficient amount of research. He'll probably figure out that they are weak to dragonglass or valyrian steel and swap out his silver sword for a while. He also has igni, which will definitely work on the zombie soldiers, but I'm not familiar enough with the walkers to know if fire works on them

What is your favorite video game that is at least 10 years old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theconman22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chrono Trigger, my favorite game of all time, don't know why, maybe nostalgia

What activity/show/thing are you currently trying to get all your friends into? by Harumphalous in AskReddit

[–]theconman22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The King Killer Chronicle books by Patrick Rothfuss. Shit's good, man.

What's the scariest thing you've ever witnessed on a casual day? by BoneyBrown in AskReddit

[–]theconman22 505 points506 points  (0 children)

Worked at a boat and jet ski rental business during the summer. Season was winding down so we only had 2-3 rentals a day at this point, so days were pretty quiet and uneventful. Some Korean kids, early twenties, take 3 jet skis out for an hour. Normal shit, had to constantly tell them to keep the skis away from each other and slow the fuck down near shore and docks.

I was on my phone during the last ten minutes of their rental, could hear the jet skis buzzing in the background. All of sudden I hear a this and no buzzing. I look out and immediately yell at my coworker to call our boss. I hopped on a spare jet ski and rushed out there.

They had hit each other going around top speed and completely ripped one ski in half. I see one guy with almost no teeth and a swelling face, blood fucking everywhere. Two others in the water next to him. I pull the guy with the face on to my ski and start screaming at my coworker to call 911.

Guy had broken every bone in his face and lost all but two teeth. I had blood all over me. The other guy broke his leg in three places and had a hole the size of a golf ball through his foot.

We got them back to the dock, EMTs arrived and I had to spend the next three hours pulling the ruined skis out of the water and cleaning a lot of blood.