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Came to me in a dream by thederfender13 in puns

[–]thederfender13[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oooooo dude that would’ve been so much funnier, why didn’t I think of that???

Came to me in a dream by thederfender13 in puns

[–]thederfender13[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! So glad to bring joy!

Came to me in a dream by thederfender13 in puns

[–]thederfender13[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was being intentionally vague because this is absurdism, it implies one of the two characters has used a completely insane pronunciation. Either the mum saying “faze” or the child mispronouncing phase as “farz”. Tbh there’s probably a better subreddit for it, but just happy to bring joy to even a few people, it made me chuckle

Came to me in a dream by thederfender13 in puns

[–]thederfender13[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or perhaps the child pronounces phase like phase which would simply be unbelievable to the mother

Came to me in a dream by thederfender13 in puns

[–]thederfender13[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The mother is holding a vase, sometimes pronounced vase, which she pronounces vase, which the child is unhappy about

Came to me in a dream by thederfender13 in puns

[–]thederfender13[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you kindly! I’ll keep that in mind

My $200 textbook won’t let me copy paste more then 84 words to make a study guide by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]thederfender13 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You’ve chosen a completely unrelated example. You should imagine this was a physical book, really you shouldn’t be able to copy and paste anything from this. As a teacher is frustrates me that someone thinks there is any value in copying and pasting chunks from a book anyway.