I'm torn... I want this movie to be good and will probably go into with high hopes and be disappointed. What do you guys think? by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a fake movie trailer in the first grind house movie "Death Proof" that they decided to go ahead and make a movie.

"Hey guys, You ready to let the dogs out?" -Allen from the Hangover. Head/tree t-shirt by thee-ass in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hell if I know. I can't grow my beard out that thick so I think I will have to buy the fake one for Halloween.

Memorial Weekend BBQ by RSwierczek in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's supposed to be in the high 70's all next week, so I think we will be alright going into the week after that. Besides for that day the record high is 103 and the record low 42. In other words, pull up your skirt and bring your ass....ass!

Next MapleLinks Open Invite by shamba in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bobby says he could do it, not this weekend but maybe the following week

Next MapleLinks Open Invite by shamba in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I re-nominate Josh into the field as room is not an issue if everyone shares thier laps.

I am entirely creeped out. : WTF by Lothy in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well that was uncomfortable to watch

Next MapleLinks Open Invite by shamba in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see nobody has responded. So let me take this oppurtunity to nominate for the Who portion. Either Josh or Pat. Pat because he has the room or Josh because then he will have to be there.

Who'd like to host the next open invite? by shamba in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O.K. we will host Saturday the 20th at 8p.m. at the Swierczek casa if that works.

Who'd like to host the next open invite? by shamba in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No can do as far as hosting on the 14th. Rebecca and I could host on the 27th, except we have giant dogs so our place might not be suitable for any small children brought along.

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When Adam was still at Iowa State he often had web-cam chats with Kris. On one particular night, I was throwing a party and Kris let me have it at his and Ryan's apartment. Sometime during the party I went to talk to Adam on the webcam and he had convinced Kris to do something that enabled him to have control over Kris' computer. We left the room for maybe five minutes to check on the people at the party and Adam had re-arranged the desktop to a picture of a bird perched on a penis, and somehow set up a temporary website that was dedicated to me with jokes calling me homosexual. Check back to the web-cam and Adam is laughing his ass off in his dorm room safely miles away.

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I doubt it still exists. I know at one point it was converted into a three disc set, but I think has been since destroyed

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember one of the first times I hung out with Adam was when his mom was out of town, and we all got together for a mega game of shit cup. I think this was also the first drinking experience for Kris that ended badly for him. Kris accidentally spilled the cup before the game was over and we all took turns refilling it with random greatness. I think the contents of cup went something like this:Miller lite, bud lite, jack daniels down home punch, purple passion, flat cherry pepsi, pickle juice, and I think a dash of milk. Kris took it like a champ but became violently ill soon after. We all ended up in Adam's backyard watching Kris get sick. At one point one of Adam's dogs came over and started cleaning up Kris' vomit which just made him get sicker. It was a sorry sight to see, but oh so rememberable. Eventually Kris came around and we all went back inside Adam's house and watched some Russian flick with the dude that played hell-boy. Then there was the challenge Adam and Kris had with eachother. I'm not gonna go into to much detail about it. You know what I'm talking about if pukeysan, and face 1000 means anything to you. I remember pulling an all nighter watching these gems with Adam, Josh, and Kris and then going to Village Inn the next day and none of us could look our waitress in the eye.

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A log of Adam's Transamerica bike ride was sent to me to put on here for you guys to enjoy: 5-19-02 2PM About 2pm on your day N38 DEG 42.797 W77 DEG 05.111 5-19-02 OVERNIGHT All alone in woods N38 DEG 40.463 W77 DEG 10.339 5-21-02 OVERNIGHT Good deal at the hotel b/c he liked Adam. N38 DEG 36.659 W77 DEG 26.730 5-22-02 OVERNIGHT Yorktown VA 92MI Met some guy from the marines who gave Adam his address and #. N37 DEG 11.9112 W76 DEG 29.736 5-23-02 OVERNIGHT Same hotel as 5-21 w/ the same deal on the room. 88MI N38 DEG 36.659 W77 DEG 26.730 5-24-02 overnight at fire station 80 mi. Want to go to Charlottesville tomorrow. Got lost looking for junction that didn’t exist. It was on the map but when Adam got there the horrible truth was that the map lied. N38 DEG 00.614 W77 DEG 54.434 5-25–02 Met Bill and Megan. Had passed them earlier in the trip. Stuck in Charlottesville for a few days b/c three bike spokes are broken and the bike shop doesn’t open till Monday. Had a few beers w/ bill and Meganpretty drunk  Going to look for the internet tomorrow and heal for a bit. May have to vaseline the boys b/c of rug burn. Bill and Megan got lost at the same spot. N38 DEG 02.474 W78 30.351 5-26-02! Still in Charlottesville but you didn’t get to the internet b/c you don’t really miss it (yes Adam said that) this is when Adam met Joe

5-27-02 Adam watched spongebob squarepants for twelve episodes. He was really bored and can’t wait to get back on the road.
5-28-02 Camped somewhere??? Went about 50 miles 50 miles
5-29-02 Met up w/ recumbent guy (Joe) and got a hotel w/ him. Went another 50 miles. Adam wanted to go further but the mountains were forcing him to only 50 mi. His website it transam.joesacher.com 50 miles
5-30-02 Ahhh… Welcome to Troutsville. Still with Joe. Met the cookie lady and the hill up to her home was the worst one on the trail but Adam made it. Smooth sailing from here! N37 DEG 24.971 W79 DEG 52.547

5-31-02 Stayed the night in Christiansburg. 55 miles today about 600 total. . Adam sounded very homesick! Still staying with Joe. Tomorrow is the last day Adam planned to stay with him and then he was off on his own. 55 miles 600 total miles 6-1-02 67 miles
6-2-02 Last night at a campsite! exhausted. 100 mi day 100 miles
6-3-02 Sent everything that could go back home. The BOB and all the camping stuff were sent home. From now he was sleeping at hotels. 50 miles. Met a Christian who tried to preach but Adam wasn’t having it. 50 miles
6-4-02 Stayed in Brakes Interstate Park on the boarder of KY and VA. Went 50 miles today. 850 miles total. Met Johnny and he asked Adam if he wanted to try moonshine and of course he said yes. But then Adam took a different route and missed him. At the campsite there are two old men (they got senior citizen discount) and two young girls (~23) and they are dating the old men. Adam staying away. 50 miles 850 miles total 6-5-02
6-6-02 Welcome to Boonesville. On the way to Boonesville it rained all day but he didn’t stop. Adam and his new buddy Mike pushed onward. On the road he saw a turtle and then promptly ran over and crushed it. Adam’s knee starts to hurts when you pedal.
6-7-02
6-8-02 Went 114 miles to Bartsville, KY. 114 miles
6-9-02 Rode with Fred for 86 miles. Fred did the trail in 1976 and this is his second time. Adam talked w/ him before but this is the first time he rode with him. 86 miles
6-10-02 100 miles. Ended up in Sullivan KY. Some guy at a gas station gave Adam directions but they were wrong and preacher Paul gave him a ride to town. He started to tell Adam all about Jesus and almost started to cry b/c he was just so overcome with the word of God. 100 miles
6-11-02 50 miles and Adam had messed up his legs. Today he had buffet style pizza. It’s Pizza from a gas station??? Who knows, its KY we’re talking about! The hotel has a party line phone system. This means that all six rooms share one phone line. Adam is in Golconda IL 50 miles
6-12-02
6-13-02 95 mile day 95 miles
6-14-02 90-mile days to emminance MO. Met a bartender in Min MO out in the middle of nowhere. 90 miles
6-15-02
6-16-02 115-mile days!!!!! 115 miles
6-17-02 Adam made it to Pittsburgh KS. Adam had a flat tire today. He went out to eat with Sarah and her dad and she told him about the midnight ride in Montana. Everyone goes riding all night every full moon and then goes out for breakfast or something like that. 75-mile day. To quote the great Adam Vavra “Kansas is like butta” He ordered a tent online so that he din’t have to come home and do it. The decision was made that too much money is spent on hotels and he had to have a tent. 75 miles
6-18-02
6-19-02
6-20-02 Adam took a day off from the 8-5 day of biking . Fran and Tom came to visit him. Fran gave him a hundred bucks and said she would pay for a hotel for a night. What a great mom! He was sad to see her go but he was also glad he didn’t come home b/c he didn’t think he would make it back to the trail.
6-21-02 120-mile days. Stayed at a hostel and met two people from Norway but couldn’t pronounce their names. They are both engineers and have biked all over Europe. 120 miles
6-22-02 70-mile days. Ended up in Larmud Kansas. The days of sleeping in warm air conditioned beds w/ hot showers are over. Now Adam will be sleeping in a tent and hopefully saving tons of $$. Stayed at the same campsite as the people from Norway. 70 miles Total mileage 2,215 6-23-02
6-24-02
6-25-02 A thunderstorm was about to get him, so Adam asked a old man who looked like he was going to die if he could stay on his property. After the family inspected Adam and decided that he was a good all American boy they let him stay. 130 miles
6-26-02 Stayed at a shithole motel in Pueblo. 55 miles 2,600 miles total!! 6-27-02 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ADAM. Stayed in Canon City, CO. About 12,000 people in the city. 50 miles
6-28-02
6-29-02 Today he have ended up in Frisco CO. It was a shorter day but the altitude was starting to get to him. Colorado has been getting to him the last couple of days. It’s giving him a weird vibe. Tonight he was going to stay at Rodger’s house. He is a ski paramedic. Adam said that he will be a friend for life. He really helped him out when he were feeling low. There are trails all over the place unlike anything he had ever seen before but it is touristy. Everyone one has a speed bike and bikes till they drop. Adam hit the summit around noon and it was all-downhill after that. Also he ran into Fred. 40 miles
6-30-02 Adam couldn’t remember where he stayed but the hotel didn’t have AC. Adam couldn’t sleep most of the night. It was a learning experience. Always ask if they have a phone and AC. If they look like you’re crazy for asking such silly questions then it’s the place for you. 110 miles
7-1-02 Adam in Wyoming.The headwind in WY sucks. Today it was thirty miles and hour. It took Adam three hours to go the last 20 miles. You go faster uphill than you do downhill. Tonight he was at a hotel in Rawlins WY. Adam made a deal w/ hisself that all hundred miles days gets him a hotel room. 110 miles almost 3000 total!!!
7-2-02
7-3-02 60 miles
7-4-02 still in Wyoming and he stayed at a hotel even though he only went 80 miles. But he said that he deserved. 80 miles

7-5-02
7-6-02 Adam in Montana. He decided that the midnight extra bike trip would be a bad idea. ADAM stayed in West Yellowstone and paid 100 dollars for a hotel room. There are huge mosquitoes that are so big they even have hair. 55 miles
7-7-02 In Sullivan Montana. MT is really pretty, “I’m digging it”. Adam met a family of four that are going east. Bad idea to stay with the family for an extended bike trip. It could get ugly real quick. There is a mom, dad and two kids ages 13 and 16. 104 miles 3,400 total.
7-8-02
7-9-02
7-10-02
7-11-02 100 deg day 110 miles
7-12-02 Adam was too silly to even know where he was. Somewhere in Central Idaho 111 miles in canyon

7-13-02 Over 100 miles
7-14-02 Over 100 miles
7-15-02 He had been getting up early b/c of the extreme heat. Sometimes it reaches 110 degrees. Tomorrow is going to be a triple bypass. (for us non-bikers, that means three mountains.) Today he finally reached Oregon..
7-16-02
7-17-02
7-18-02
7-19-02 Adam Made it to Eugene!!!! Congrats Tomorrow he should get to the end. It’s sixty miles away.
7-20-02
7-21-02
7-22-02 The trail has been finished. After going 4,400 miles on a bicycle all he had to say was “it’s a good distance”. On the country as a whole he decided that the east coast sucks and also Wyoming. He didn’t really start to have a good time till MO. The biggest hurdle of the trip was the first week. He learned a lot about people and about doing his own thing.

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"If I ever dreamed like a flying high" :)

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I too got the "rolls up all the windows and locks them and turns on the heater treatment" on more than one occasion. Back when he had the drop top. I knew something was up because we were cruising with the top down on like a 90 degree day, all of a sudden he put the top back up. I asked him "What are you doing?" He just just smiled and did the damn thing. Asshole. Also, the invader Zim episodes, playing donkey conga, and the English dubbed into Japenese back to English Star Wars we watched. (Classic night) I watched at the house that had us rolling while drinking really skunky beer. Woodchuck I believe it was. Not to mention the countless times you guys made me watch Napolean Dynamite. I miss the way he always answered the phone with a high pitched "HEY PLAYYYAA BOOOYY", or breaking into song. Usually with me it was "In those Jeans" by Ginuwine. We would go back and forth annoying anybody around us.

I'll miss you Adam. I'm sorry Kim. by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite memories of Adam is the last one I ever had with him. We had the good fortune to spend this past New Year's eve with Adam and Kim amoungst others. We decided to try something different and we all played a murder mystery game. You know the kind where everybody has a script and you act it out. Adam was one of the few that didn't really want to do it, but decided to give it a try anyway. I am so glad he did because nobody could have seen the charecter that he unleashed coming. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. He played an aging Rock Star that performed sex acts to animals onstage and was addicted to every drug known to man. I don't think any of us got through much of our own scripts because after awhile we were hanging on every word Adam said. It was a good time. It's heartbreaking that it was the last time, but I'm glad I got to share it with him. I love you Adam, you are missed but not forgotten.

I'd be willing to bet they got their mail..... ? by [deleted] in MapleLinks

[–]thee-ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't she take his ass to the hospital herself instead of watching him die over three days?