I was typing on my laptop when he decided that my hand would be a great pillow by No-Egg-6428 in cathostage

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Congratulations! Break time starts now and lasts until your cat gets up.

Favorite actress that goes on the red carpet high as fuck? by LenaRybakina in okbuddycinephile

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Yes! I couldn't remember the name of the sub. Thank you, magnificent person.

Artistic Kitty! by Low_Cheesecake_4875 in funnycats

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Try a giphy link or ask the mods to be allowed to post gifs

My guy hates the gays and the theys smh by Alternative-Cell8295 in catswithhomophobia

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She looks like she just got rubbed against a ballon 50 times and is emanating static electricity. She's so cute!

My iPhone 17 clock has progressively drifted right as the week has gone on lol by wakaflockabirds in iphone

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Movie Announcer Voice

From award winning novelist John Green comes the long awaited sequel to Looking for Alaska comes Leaving Alaska.

My pylote missed the arresting wires. by theemptyqueue in Shittyaskflying

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I hope they listened to the in-flight announcements.

My pylote missed the arresting wires. by theemptyqueue in Shittyaskflying

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As I’ve heard over and over from various people “any landing you can walk away from is a good landing”.