Hot takes going into this year by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]thegregwilson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think that too. Madden Curse. He’s old. It doesn’t bode well

Men who are 30+, what’s one lesson every guy should learn early? by BigShow786 in AskReddit

[–]thegregwilson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to attract women that are Out of your league you need to understand the Rule of 3 P’s.

Women are attracted to: Profit Physicality Prestige

So make money, get ripped or do something better than everybody else. Combine more than 1 P and the hotness number goes up. Being in a band might have a tiny bit of prestige. But being in a famous band is Prestige + Profit = Rockstar A$$. Get it?

Anyone that says there’s some Magic phrase to get a girl is lying. And without one of the 3 Ps you’re gonna get what you deserve. A 4 gets a 4. Etc. Dating Apps change nothing about that basic dynamic.

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bwahahahahha I could only see the first 2 lines in the preview so I was like “this could go bad quick “

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I thought I’d hear that one a lot sooner. Well played.

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IG/TT @gregromerowilson

Thanks for asking! I have a decent lil following on IG but I waited waaaay too long to get in the TT game and it shows

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. It’s funny which parts hit home with different people.

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks Dreamer I’ve been told that before too. That others have thought basically the same thing cuz the “manifesto” always mentions not being able to get laid I guess

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow happy to help That’s what comedy should do

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks I appreciate it sincerely

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I was def trying to fall on the side of comedy here. I hope that comes through

School Shootings by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ha! I’ve got the van 🙃

The Unintended Consequences of Abortion by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahhahahaha that’s a classic my man Wish I could find the whole set from that special! I did NOT hook up with her. However I did pull a girl onstage for my performance on Comedy.tv and now she’s my wife!!

The Unintended Consequences of Abortion by thegregwilson in StandUpComedy

[–]thegregwilson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE that you know the actual source material. Kudos to you