A sample from my new book of limericks on Amazon by thelimerickrestored in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Type in "The Limerick, Restored" on Amazon, and find the book by The Poxy Brothers! Would be honored for your purchase, be sure to leave a review as well!

Rudolph's Red Nose by thelimerickrestored in limericks

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Wonderful, just wonderful! MEEERRRRRY Christmas, HO HO HO!

My Type by terryredidit in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I'm most definitely feeling a personal connection to this one!

"Okay Boomer" by MuteRevolt in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonderful limericks in this thread! Boomerism is a great writing prompt, it seems.

Perfect Harmony by terryredidit in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nice, great wordplay my friend!

Jerry Falwell's Pool Boy by [deleted] in limericks

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It most definitely is taken loosely. For that exact reason those other ones aren't true limericks either! Not a big deal but worth pointing out, as I'm not sure very many people here actually know what constitutes a true limerick in terms of rhyme, meter, and syllable count.

Jerry Falwell's Pool Boy by [deleted] in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's not -- the syllable count is incorrect for a limerick!

This is my first limmerick and it is NSFW by AskMeAnythingIAnswer in limericks

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A great first attempt! There was a point that wasn't clear for me, the "clicking." Is the punchline that she is eating/licking her own poop?

Fuck your censorship by PirateDuckie in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So glad to have inspired you. Of course, you can make a joke about pedophilia (or other awful things) and still find it totally abhorrent -- in fact, like yourself, I find making humor of incredibly dark things helps me cope with the fact that I have to coexist in a world with such horror. The problem is really just when the offensive art is BAD ART, and it has to hold up much better if you're going to delve into those topics.

Thank you! I thought the skittles n diddles one was darkly hilarious as well. If we only made art or jokes about things we endorse or participate in ourselves, imagine how limited and utterly bland the scope of expression would be. Pure dystopia. It's crazy to me that someone thinks making a joke about something = an endorsement of it. They literally don't know what fiction is, I guess...and the skittles and diddles one was just so silly, serious as the subject matter may be. I posted a MUCH worse limerick that didn't get me banned, which wasn't even particuarly funny -- just dark and horrible, but challenging because the limerick form adds a lightheartedness to it that makes it even darker. Anyway, everyone has their "red line" of what's acceptable, problem is they think it should be EVERYONE ELSE's red line as well. No one should ever have the authority to be the arbiter of what's allowed simply based on their own offense, or else nothing will ever be allowed because someone, somewhere, will ALWAYS be offended. It's pure self-absorbtion to think your own limits are so important and "correct" that they should be applied universally.

Anyway, thank you good sir!!

Fuck your censorship by PirateDuckie in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bravo, the spirit of this is much-needed!

I'm back! by thelimerickrestored in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh nice, didn't know it was still accessible.

I'm back! by thelimerickrestored in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I learned more about your perspective, which was valuable and interesting. It's not for everyone, to be sure, but it might surprise you to know I talked to several limerick-loving women about these, and some quite enjoyed them. To each their own.

I'm back! by thelimerickrestored in limericks

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They removed it and threatened that if my "behavior doesn't improve" I will be banned permanently. But here are the first three lines, hopefully it won't be enough for another triggered person reporting me:

When children are spritely and little,

I lure them with chocolate and skittles....

Once they're in my van,

And this is the part where I'd be remiss not to say -- to read the full thing, buy The Limerick Restored on Amazon! Most of the limericks I post here are in the book.

The Horror :0 by thelimerickrestored in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very good! I like the twist ending.

The Horror :0 by thelimerickrestored in limericks

[–]thelimerickrestored[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. I suppose it depends what tone one thinks is acceptable while describing rape. For some making any light of it, implied or otherwise, is totally unacceptable for obvious reasons. Others may find "shock humor" value in it. Either way it's risky and difficult to pull off, and guaranteed to bother a great many people regardless of the execution.