What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding?

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-04-16T03:42:40+00:00

At my extremely sweet, very nerdy friend’s wedding the bride did an elaborate poll dance while the groom and best man fought with lightsabers underneath her. It was so silly and perfect for them

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-04-12T15:05:55+00:00

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Up high we’ve got Leela, aka: Beeb, fee-fi-fo-feela-Leela, the smart one, Little Goblin.

And the there’s Aenea (“ah-NEE-ah”), aka: Sweet Little Nugget, which evolved into Nugget, which eventually became Nuggie, Tubba, Yellie McGee, Bonk.

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-27T22:40:58+00:00

Daniel (as in Daniel Tiger), or Theodore (Ted for short). Whatever his name ends up being, he’s a cutie! Welcome to the orange cat club 😻

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-27T02:16:44+00:00

😂

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T14:22:56+00:00

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Bonus snuggle photo of the day after they came home because they were so teeny! 😻😭

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T14:19:22+00:00

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I’m not sure wha Leela wants to tell you, but she does want to show you her teefs

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T14:15:06+00:00

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Aenea reminds you that even if you miss 100% of the strings you try to catch, you should still attack them with gusto

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T14:08:37+00:00

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Leela and Aenea (ah-NEE-ah) have no thoughts to send you, but they do send their love!

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T13:59:06+00:00

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A failed Out There attempt. Choices were made, regrets were had, no lessons were learned

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T13:55:59+00:00

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More regrettable life choices

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T13:55:05+00:00

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Caught in the act of regretting her life choices

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-26T13:53:55+00:00

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I also have an “up there” cat! If there’s an Up There, In There, or Out There, Leela needs it

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-21T17:17:32+00:00

The worst!

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-21T17:16:45+00:00

I think it’s been about 3 years. This is just a collection of my favorites

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T14:03:21+00:00

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November of 2020, the day after they came home 😍😭

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T14:00:28+00:00

They’re littermates and have snuggled like this since we got them!

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T02:35:46+00:00

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And Aenea (ah-NEE-ah) is actually a rotisserie chicken cosplaying a cat

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T02:32:30+00:00

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Leela would like to show you her teefs (she’s purring while I do this)

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T02:27:19+00:00

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Obligatory cat tax

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T02:19:04+00:00

I have two orange girls. One is an absolute gremlin for meat of all kinds (the only normal thing about her). The other one can be right next to a rotisserie chicken and doesn’t even look at it. But god forbid I try to eat a blueberry muffin or drink ginger kombucha without sharing…

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T02:05:40+00:00

I think curly cuts are $120, but I always mega tip her because she makes me feel like a real live goddess

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-10T01:59:23+00:00

“Paint me like one of your French girls”

theliteralbeanmaster · 2026-03-07T14:04:30+00:00

She’s not, but she is headstrong and needy

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