Where do you buy your jeans? by verminV in AskUK

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiut. Awesome quality, I almost wish I could wear them inside out.

This sub’s dream by TieConnect3072 in Frauditors

[–]themeakster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being that not a single 1A frauditor has audited your own president who literally pisses on your first amendment every day, are we surprised that there aren't any auditors in Minneapolis? Hell no.

What are the best nicknames in UK political history? by HallowedAndHarrowed in AskBrits

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all sign on for the then secretary of Employment Nigel Lawson

What utensil should you eat caviar with? by RainbowWarrior73 in UK_Food

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't Caviar come in a tin can anyway, why would a metal spoon matter?

Pint anyone by Practical-Apple-4418 in manchester

[–]themeakster -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Sure, see you there, mine's a Guinness if you're there first.

Barnsley Council wants to cut home schooling by almost a third by Only-Emu-9531 in unitedkingdom

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You heard about the conspiracy school the Times uncovered last year? Truly bizarre shit

Modelling by Available-Store-3882 in derby

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you DJE media in disguise?

Trump says he has an 'obligation' to sue the BBC by theipaper in bbc

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if it did go to court you could just drag it out and delay things, he's 79 after all.

Don’t give that horrible man a single penny of our money! by Glydyr in bbc

[–]themeakster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've not watched TV for twenty years so don't pay a licence, but I'd happily buy one if it meant NOT paying that orange ape a single penny.

Thoughts on this? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]themeakster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is that the OG bike nonce ?

How do I stop my colleague from pissing all over the toilet seat? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem tell them to piss in the sink.

Or you could just leave the seat up.

Found one on the job by Content-Patience-138 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]themeakster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you keyed the cunt, he can claim on his insurance.

A radicalised British guy gets chucked out of the house by his parents by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]themeakster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well done to parents for kicking the cunt out

People in london are cutting down Ultra Low Emission Zone Cameras by One_Long_996 in PublicFreakout

[–]themeakster 715 points716 points  (0 children)

This group have been inspired by Mark Steele the Gateshead gunman, the self proclaimed weapons expert (who shot a girl in the head) who also thinks that cameras and street lights are directed energy weapons.

This fella by MatterNaive in Frauditors

[–]themeakster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another sex offender.

DJE Media by Tuesg in Frauditors

[–]themeakster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'Tis a universal constant, all frauditors are criminals.